How do you sell Space Jam 2

[SamuraiSWISH]

With LeBron and Toon Squad saving humanity from an enslaving alien race who stole all the remaining great ball players talent ... When he's playing like this against the Warriors with two other All Star.

[FreezingTsmoove]

Lebron calls in the Warriors to help him after he cant get it done with Bugz Bunny

[MEB2kDeez]

Make it so that he actually brings a championship to Cleveland

[MP.Trey]

Ship every copy to pauk for fapping material.

[sportjames23]

Just last minute manip Kobe in Lebron's place.

[bigkingsfan]

Can't even sell it as a porno with micro *****

[TomCat]

Have Curry shoot a ray allen 3

then have Kobe drop 60. LeBald can take out the ball

[Mr. Jabbar]

sell it as Space Jam 2/7

[Real14]

sell it as Space Jam 2/7
:oldlol:

[SamuraiSWISH]

sell it as Space Jam 2/7
:lebronamazed:

[sportjames23]

sell it as Space Jam 2/7

And we're done here. :oldlol:

[Hizack]

Wait isn't LeBron in Monstars team?

[Chizdog]

Lebron joins the Monstars and sabotage it like in 2011 Finals.

[Poetry]

sell it as Space Jam 2/7

https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1381190551ra/4486670.gif

[bluechox2]

Lebron joins the Monstars and sabotage it like in 2011 Finals.
:roll: :roll:

[3LiftHeatCurse]

The Toon Squad is down by 17 points in the 4th quarter, and Lebron looks up at the rafters. He's on the ground, having fallen down on a bull rush drive. He is tired, and feels the fate of humanity slipping away through his asterisk* fingers.

With panting breath, he cries out, "Warriors, please help..." as Lebron passes out on the hardwood. Just then, the lights in the arena go black, and the Warriors intro song comes on. Draymond Green parachutes down into the court, and Steph Curry and the rest of the squad do ninja flips and somersaults over the fan seats as they make their way to the court. Porky Pig and Daffy help carry Lebron off the court.

[KiiiiNG]

The Toon Squad is down by 17 points in the 4th quarter, and Lebron looks up at the rafters. He's on the ground, having fallen down on a bull rush drive. He is tired, and feels the fate of humanity slipping away through his asterisk* fingers.

With panting breath, he cries out, "Warriors, please help..." as Lebron passes out on the hardwood. Just then, the lights in the arena go black, and the Warriors intro song comes on. Draymond Green parachutes down into the court, and Steph Curry and the rest of the squad do ninja flips and somersaults over the fan seats as they make their way to the court. Porky Pig and Daffy help carry Lebron off the court.
meltdown

[Straight_Ballin]

sell it as Space Jam 2/7

Knockout blow

[Meticode]

Make it so that he actually brings a championship to Cleveland
:oldlol: Pretty much the only way the team will ever win one.

[Kargo]

Lebron joins the Monstars and sabotage it like in 2011 Finals.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[FKAri]

Put Lebron on the cover :confusedshrug:

[atljonesbro]

You cast Stephen curry as the lead instead

[ripthekik]

You cast Stephen curry as the lead instead
Honestly, Curry or Kobe would be a much better fit.

1. Looks better.
2. Doesn't have the physique of a monstar player.
3. Never changed teams by quitting on his weaker team to a stronger one.
4. Better winners in the NBA. You don't go from 6/6 MJ to a 2/7 failure.

Hope there's still time for them to change.

[kamil]

Just cancel the movie all together. Nobody is going to want to watch the greatest finals loser of all time.

[Soundwave]

Pretty easy actually. LeBron is recruited by Bugs Bunny and co. to help defeat the new Monstars. LeBron promises he'll lead them to a victory so they give him the no. 23 jersey.

Only they get to the Finals and lose, getting blown out in the last game by the Monstars in embarrassing fashion. After the game LeBron issues a shock announcement that he's joining the Monstars to win not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7 ... etc. championships.

Toon Squad then recruits a team featuring Steph Curry, Clay Thompson, and others and they even get a prime Michael Jordan through Looney Tunes magic, who shits all over the Monstars, and LeBron is banished into the 2/7 dimension.

[livingby3's]

I dont know but the monstars will definitely be equipped with legendary talents of Kawhi, JJ Barea, Jason Terry, Iggy, Diaw

[DoctorP]

LeBron is about to lose to the Monstarrs and Jordan makes an amazing return and saves the day. The end.

:banana:

[Soundwave]

LeBron is about to lose to the Monstarrs and Jordan makes an amazing return and saves the day. The end.

:banana:

After thanking Jordan for bailing him out, LeBron gives Jordan the no. 23 jersey knowing he's not fit to wear it, vows to wear no. 33 from now on. :oldlol:

It practically writes itself.

[TheImmortal]

sell it as Space Jam 2/7
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[coin24]

sell it as Space Jam 2/7


Oh shit:lol :lol :lol

[GINOBILI!]

They just need to cancel this movie. LeBron is a villain in the NBA and he can't even beat the good guys. What would the point of the movie be?

[Dresta]

Honestly, Curry or Kobe would be a much better fit.

1. Looks better.
2. Doesn't have the physique of a monstar player.
3. Never changed teams by quitting on his weaker team to a stronger one.
4. Better winners in the NBA. You don't go from 6/6 MJ to a 2/7 failure.

Hope there's still time for them to change.
:roll:

[SpecialQue]

There are a shocking amount of quality responses in this thread. :applause:

[Doranku]

Make it so that he actually brings a championship to Cleveland


sell it as Space Jam 2/7


Lebron joins the Monstars and sabotage it like in 2011 Finals.


:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Optimus Prime]

This thread delivers.

http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt251/jh198713/i-approve.jpg

[sd3035]

sell it as Space Jam 2/7

:roll: :roll:

[GINOBILI!]

sell it as Space Jam 2/7
https://67.media.tumblr.com/7faa5e9e075092481e57da77358f80d7/tumblr_nk6lp22lJU1re3x32o1_500.gif

[Disaprine]

sell it as Space Jam 2/7

Lebron joins the Monstars and sabotage it like in 2011 Finals.
cold blooded mother****ers :roll:

[sportjames23]

Pretty easy actually. LeBron is recruited by Bugs Bunny and co. to help defeat the new Monstars. LeBron promises he'll lead them to a victory so they give him the no. 23 jersey.

Only they get to the Finals and lose, getting blown out in the last game by the Monstars in embarrassing fashion. After the game LeBron issues a shock announcement that he's joining the Monstars to win not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7 ... etc. championships.

Toon Squad then recruits a team featuring Steph Curry, Clay Thompson, and others and they even get a prime Michael Jordan through Looney Tunes magic, who shits all over the Monstars, and LeBron is banished into the 2/7 dimension.

Vicious :lol

[KelticForce1349]

sell it as Space Jam 2/7



:bowdown: Why is everyone posting ideas? Just quote Jabbar and :applause: please.

[R.I.P.]

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/68715778.jpg

[pegasus]

sell it as Space Jam 2/7
:lol :lol :banana: :banana: :lol :lol

[Im Still Ballin]

3-1 down comeback against 73 win team.
30/11/9/2.3/2.6 on 49.4%
36/12/10/3/3 on 51%
"The Block"

THAT'S how you sell it.

[raprap]

Most epic thread bump :lebronamazed:

[SouBeachTalents]

:roll: LeBron shut all these posters the fucc up

[MP.Trey]

sell it as Space Jam 2/7
ZOMG DOOD ROASTED LOLZ! :roll: :roll:

[Lebronxrings]

how about him beating the greatest team ever with the looney tunes as teammates.

[JT123]

:roll: LeBron shut all these posters the fucc up
Every single one of those cowards have been in hiding all summer :oldlol:

Bron fam, hold this W :banana: :djparty :hammertime:

[Dray n Klay]

This current Finals was basically Space Jam




LeBron and his 0 all-star teammates beating the GOAT super team with 3 all-stars :applause:

[lilteapot]

ll

[tmacattack33]

You don't need to film a movie. You don't need a director and cast. You don't need the CGI team to create the Looney Tunes or anything like that.

You can just watch the 2016 NBA Finals. Lebron was down 3-1 to a historically great team. 3 players from the opponent were legit stars. 2 more were legit sixth men of the year candidate type of players.

7, or even 8, of the top 10 players on the court were on Golden State. Yet, Lebron still won, by averaging 35/10/10 in the last three games with amazing defense.



:rockon:

[deja vu]

You don't need to sell it. Kids who grew up watching Space Jam are adults now, and will watch the Space Jam 2 in droves.

[Shooter]

Lebron calls in the Warriors to help him after he cant get it done with Bugz Bunny

Uh oh ... Pre 2016 Finals jokes. Yikes.

[DoctorP]

You sell it with King Kong Happy meals

[Shooter]

NOT like this
https://i.postimg.cc/tg6WmNM2/1624658991538-bird-fraud.png

[Shooter]

This thread delivers.

http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt251/jh198713/i-approve.jpg

Oh yes it does :pimp:

[Spurs m8]

Imagine being a grown adult and keen for this lmao

[Shooter]

Imagine being a grown adult and keen for this lmao

Imagine being a grown adult and saying the word keen

[bullettooth]

Imagine being a grown adult and saying the word keen

There's nothing wrong with using the word keen as an adult. Stop being such a whiny little bitch.

[And1AllDay]

Every single one of those cowards have been in hiding all summer :oldlol:

Bron fam, hold this W :banana: :djparty :hammertime:

lefam 4 lyfe

where are all these hiding dweebs at i wanna see there b1tch azzz faces :oldlol:

[FKAri]

Make it so that he actually brings a championship to Cleveland:oldlol: Pretty much the only way the team will ever win one.

:lebronamazed:

With LeGod, reality is a movie.

[Spain_]

You don't, you hold a press conference and announce that you are taking your advertising skills to Disney.