Cavaliers' Kyrie Irving puts blame for OKC absence on bed bugs

[tomtucker]

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/14828139/kyrie-irving-cleveland-cavaliers-says-bed-bugs-blame-absence

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All bed bugs mate by traumatic insemination.[5][34] Female bed bugs possess a reproductive tract that functions during oviposition, but the male does not use this tract for sperm insemination.[5] Instead, the male pierces the female's abdomen with his hypodermic ***** and ejaculates into the body cavity.
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Male bed bugs sometimes attempt to mate with other males and pierce their abdomens.[38] This behaviour occurs because sexual attraction in bed bugs is based primarily on size, and males mount any freshly fed partner regardless of sex
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bed_bug#Reproduction
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https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Traumatic_insemination_1_edit1.jpg/440px-Traumatic_insemination_1_edit1.jpg

well, thanks to kyrie, we learn something new everyday.......:applause:

[aj1987]

Soft AF! Leaving a game because of bed bugs!? :facepalm

If this was Kobe or LeBron, this thread would've had 293472039 posts by now.

[SpaceJam]

Is this the same Oklahoma hotel that players think is haunted?

[tomtucker]

Is this the same Oklahoma hotel that players think is haunted?

Yes, rumor has it Lebron was conceived there........it was a bedside birth, Little Lebron had crabs (Pthirus pubis) the moment he touched down on the filthy bed sheet......... so yes, it's haunted as hell

[Pushxx]

You guys know them dirty girls that always have dirty feet and elbows and change their own oil just cause? Sometimes they are cuties and I figured I'd try it out.

Bitch got bit by a bunch of bed bugs and continued to sleep in that bed for days cause she just didn't give a ****. Was covered in bites, man...what was wrong with her? Fun in bed tho.

[SouBeachTalents]

What the **** is this thread :lol?

[KnittingRyu]

:lol

[tmacattack33]

Whatever...Cleveland didn't miss him at all.

[SilkkTheShocker]

Irving has to be one of the softest players in the league.

Side note: OKC is a s.hit hole

[red1]

You guys know them dirty girls that always have dirty feet and elbows and change their own oil just cause? Sometimes they are cuties and I figured I'd try it out.

Bitch got bit by a bunch of bed bugs and continued to sleep in that bed for days cause she just didn't give a ****. Was covered in bites, man...what was wrong with her? Fun in bed tho.
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[DukeDelonte13]

pretty b*tch move. Throw some calamine lotion on and play.

I once stayed at a buddy of mine's place right after I graduated college and the f*cker neglected to tell me his couch was infested with bed bugs. I was literally covered in bites.

They itched like a mother f*cker but the bites went away within a week. No biggie.

[smoovegittar]

Bed bugs are no joke, and they're making a big comeback. The bites affect people differently; some just get small, itchy bumps, while others get blisters the size of a quarter which take weeks to go away. Nasty fukkers.

[FultzNationRISE]

This fool sat out a game cuz “bed bugs” :facepalm


And Lebron still went on to win a chip while carrying his sorry ass :roll:

[LAmbruh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0GFXvNakkk

[FultzNationRISE]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0GFXvNakkk


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