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NumberSix
04-30-2015, 05:26 PM
Because it's just clumsy and awkward when trying to apply it to other people.

SugarHill
04-30-2015, 05:28 PM
Shaq said the same thing except his reasoning was that it hurt his feelings

VengefulAngel
04-30-2015, 05:33 PM
Shaq said the same thing except his reasoning was that it hurt his feelings


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Geh
04-30-2015, 05:33 PM
Hack a Dummy is fine by me.

NumberSix
04-30-2015, 05:34 PM
How about "low-line"?

Low-Line = the strategy of putting a low percentage free throw shooter on the free throw line.

Like: "it looks like they're low-lining Deandre".

Dr Hawk
04-30-2015, 05:37 PM
Hack a bricker

jayfan
04-30-2015, 05:46 PM
Nah, it should stay. It has a nice ring to it, and he earned it as a staple. His ego will learn to deal with it. He likes to name everything after himself anyway.




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Real14
04-30-2015, 06:01 PM
Hack A Retardre fits this era perfectly.

gts
04-30-2015, 06:05 PM
Hack A Retardre fits this era perfectly.nah.. too easy to confuse that with your posting style

J Shuttlesworth
04-30-2015, 06:12 PM
Hack-a-Shaq is perfect and it rhymes.

Jud
04-30-2015, 06:13 PM
Why not just make it simple? Hack-A-Bad Free Throw Shooter :confusedshrug:

Real14
04-30-2015, 06:25 PM
nah.. too easy to confuse that with your posting style
womp womp:rolleyes: :facepalm

Solid Snake
04-30-2015, 07:00 PM
Nah, it has its own Wikipedia entry.

Optimus Prime
04-30-2015, 07:01 PM
Hack A Guy That Doesn't Work On His Freethrows Then Whines That The League Needs To Change The Rules To Bail Him Out?

Nah, I think Hack-a-Shaq is here to stay. Flows off the tongue a bit better.

:kobe:

Done_And_Done
04-30-2015, 07:04 PM
Hack a cack ass ft shooter

sd3035
04-30-2015, 07:16 PM
intentional foul

oarabbus
04-30-2015, 07:23 PM
Reggie called it the "hacka" last game. Not too bad.

Taller than CP3
04-30-2015, 07:30 PM
Shaq's been saying that for the past 20 years.

Shaq is too alpha and a legend to be disrespected and named after missing his own free throws. Dude has 4 rings. At least name it after a beta with none, like Hack A Dwight. Then it makes sense.

sd3035
04-30-2015, 07:32 PM
Hack a "insert name"

I get that Shaq was the first guy they did it to, but it sounds retarded to say hack a Shaq when it's Deandre Jordan

Hack a Jordan was fine

Prometheus
04-30-2015, 08:40 PM
Another problem with "Hack a Shaq" is that it can't be used as a verb.

What I mean is, the language around the term is awkward. You hear "San Antonio is going with the 'hack-a-Jordan' here" and not "San Antonio is 'hack-a-Jordan'ing the Clippers"... what we need is a term that can be used as a verb.

I like "spam-foul". They're spam-fouling DeAndre Jordan.

BigMacAttack
04-30-2015, 08:46 PM
What about 'fouling'? Like 'And they are now deliberately fouling Dwight when ever he gets the ball"

the mesiah
04-30-2015, 09:16 PM
Make em pay 'dre ..
Filet a 'dre
Make em play 'dre
:confusedshrug:

Spurs5Rings2014
04-30-2015, 09:22 PM
Shaq said the same thing except his reasoning was that it hurt his feelings

And that's precisely why it should stay.

:lol