What is Chandler Parson's specialty?

[CarlosBoozer]

Shooting 3's? Driving to the lane? Defense?
Just wondering what he excels at

[Fudge]

His looks.

[YouGotServed]

For someone who isn't good at anything he sure is getting paid a lot of money. Poor Cuban. Dude wanted to beat Morey so bad he couldn't help himself. Yeah you got Parsons but look at what it cost you.

Tsk..tsk..

Bad boy. Learn to play the game like Daryl Morey. Sit and learn, Cuban.

[ralph_i_el]

He does a bit over everything, and they stole him from a direct rival on money they would have paid Dirk anyway.

[RoseCity07]

For someone who isn't good at anything he sure is getting paid a lot of money. Poor Cuban. Dude wanted to beat Morey so bad he couldn't help himself. Yeah you got Parsons but look at what it cost you.

Tsk..tsk..

Bad boy. Learn to play the game like Daryl Morey. Sit and learn, Cuban.

You were sweating Parson's c*ck all last year. Now that he's not on your team he's suddenly not that great. Fans like you are the worst. Proving you only rate players highly if they are on the Rockets.

[YouGotServed]

You were sweating Parson's c*ck all last year. Now that he's not on your team he's suddenly not that great. Fans like you are the worst. Proving you only rate players highly if they are on the Rockets.

He wasn't getting paid 15M last year. Did I really have to tell you that? :oldlol:

Keep up.

[STATUTORY]

guy draws in fans across all demographic groups based on his universal appeal

he's a PR dream, easily worth 10 million more than what his on court contribution would suggest

[DCL]

bringing in the f@ggot viewers

[VIP2000]

He wasn't getting paid 15M last year. Did I really have to tell you that? :oldlol:

Keep up.

There's a difference between being overpaid and not being good at anything, numbnuts.

And he's at least a good 3-point shooter, so there's that.

[YouGotServed]

There's a difference between being overpaid and not being good at anything, numbnuts.

And he's at least a good 3-point shooter, so there's that.

You madd, brodie? :oldlol:

I call it like I see it. Parsons is an overpaid role player. That makes you angry, I get it. But it's time to face reality, boy. Besides, he isn't a 3 pt specialist and he's one of the worst defenders in the NBA.

Just stop.

[kenny817]

For someone who isn't good at anything he sure is getting paid a lot of money. Poor Cuban. Dude wanted to beat Morey so bad he couldn't help himself. Yeah you got Parsons but look at what it cost you.

Tsk..tsk..

Bad boy. Learn to play the game like Daryl Morey. Sit and learn, Cuban.

I vividly remember you all on his dick last season

[Fudge]

Damn son, y'all gotta quit bullying YGS.

[YouGotServed]

Dudes remember my posts from over a year ago. I am the GOAT poster and it's not even close.

One of the most iconic images to ever grace the board. Actually in tears right now.


Wow

[kenny817]

Dudes remember my posts from over a year ago. I am the GOAT poster and it's not even close.

One of the most iconic images to ever grace the board. Actually in tears right now.

Wow

Do you remember the last time the Rockets got out of the 1st round?

[inclinerator]

shooting line drive 3s

[SyRyanYang]

Dudes remember my posts from over a year ago. I am the GOAT poster and it's not even close.

One of the most iconic images to ever grace the board. Actually in tears right now.


Wow

Remembering you sucking another man's dink makes you GOAT poster?:biggums:

No it makes you a dink sucker

[iamgine]

Isn't he suppose to be an offensive glue guy? Gives whatever the team needs on any given night on offense. Handle the ball, score, shoot, make plays, cut, fast break, finish plays, another option to take last shot. He's expected to do it all at a good rate.

[masonanddixon]

Versatile defender who can guard the 1-4 slots; not a lockdown defender but a guy who makes his guy work for every shot and wears him down. Very good on the fastbreak but relatively limited in the half court, and more or less a rhythm/streak 3 point shooter.

[coin24]

His specialty is looking cute as fu*k

[PsychoBe]

Do you remember the last time the Rockets got out of the 1st round?

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[CarlosBoozer]

Thanks for the answers guys, I thought his ppg would be higher with the kind of offense the mavs run.. His shot is very streaky, he has a very good pump fake though :lol

[disel]

banging woman

[Prime_Shaq]

http://gamedayrcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/chandler-parsons.jpg

[supernova5912]

Do you remember the last time the Rockets got out of the 1st round?

:oldlol:

[tomtucker]

http://www.projectq.us/images/uploads/4_chandler_parsons_shirtless.jpg
.
http://iconixbrand.com/buffalojeans/downloads/bts/lores/bts11.jpg

[oarabbus]

Isn't he suppose to be an offensive glue guy? Gives whatever the team needs on any given night on offense. Handle the ball, score, shoot, make plays, cut, fast break, finish plays, another option to take last shot. He's expected to do it all at a good rate.


I remember him being a much better playmaker and cutter last year on the Rockets. Granted, I haven't seen too much of the Mavs. But they aren't going anywhere anyway.

[LongLiveTheKing]

Pump-faking and driving in. Shooting open 3s

[kurple]

For someone who isn't good at anything he sure is getting paid a lot of money. Poor Cuban. Dude wanted to beat Morey so bad he couldn't help himself. Yeah you got Parsons but look at what it cost you.

Tsk..tsk..

Bad boy. Learn to play the game like Daryl Morey. Sit and learn, Cuban.
i remember you sipping a lot of parsons kool aid a couple years ago

[kurple]

You madd, brodie? :oldlol:

I call it like I see it. Parsons is an overpaid role player. That makes you angry, I get it. But it's time to face reality, boy. Besides, he isn't a 3 pt specialist and he's one of the worst defenders in the NBA.

Just stop.
dude, you are trying waaaay too hard

you seem stressed out

[AnaheimLakers24]

Do you remember the last time the Rockets got out of the 1st round?
Rat poison

dude ran off :lol

[YouGotServed]

i remember you sipping a lot of parsons kool aid a couple years ago

I don't. It's nice that I have a group of followers tracking down my every post. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the very definition of rent free.

I'm such an influential poster. Didn't ask for it but oh well. Have fans and haters. Can't help that I'm naturally a polarizing figure.

[Cocaine80s]

His specialty is being special at nothing

[StephHamann]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CdVNfsIOQ8

he would be good in an all white league :roll:

[DirkNowitzki41]

Good glue guy. Above-average defender, can hit the 3 ball, decent play-maker and ball-handler, decent rebounder. He can do it all. Although, he doesn't really get the ball all that much so he can prove to be more than a glue guy.

He doesn't have anything that he is elite at though.

[kurple]

I don't. It's nice that I have a group of followers tracking down my every post. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the very definition of rent free.

I'm such an influential poster. Didn't ask for it but oh well. Have fans and haters. Can't help that I'm naturally a polarizing figure.
have you ever seen me talk about you before?

i literally dont give a shit about you

[VIP2000]

You madd, brodie? :oldlol:

I call it like I see it. Parsons is an overpaid role player. That makes you angry, I get it. But it's time to face reality, boy. Besides, he isn't a 3 pt specialist and he's one of the worst defenders in the NBA.

Just stop.

You said he was good at nothing, and I pointed out he's at least an above average 3 point shooter, and I didn't mention his other skillsets. I already said he was overpaid, so you're just doing the equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears and ignoring everyone like a 6 year old child.

Parsons isn't elite at anything but he's a similar player to Batum, with a more versatile offense and worse defense.

[kenny817]

have you ever seen me talk about you before?

i literally dont give a shit about you

He's a POS fan of a team that aint sniffed the 2nd round since Ma$e was rapping in the late 90's

[GimmeThat]

I think he's got a better set shot than someone like hayward.

which is still something I consider valuable comes playoff time.

[Kidbasketball20]

For someone who isn't good at anything he sure is getting paid a lot of money. Poor Cuban. Dude wanted to beat Morey so bad he couldn't help himself. Yeah you got Parsons but look at what it cost you.

Tsk..tsk..

Bad boy. Learn to play the game like Daryl Morey. Sit and learn, Cuban.

Signing McHale to that ridiculous contract before the playoffs ruins all credibility you have.

[smoovegittar]

He hollers a lot. Also known for throwing coaches under the bus and griping about being fouled during a fastbreak. Oh, and he tries growing a beard occassionaly.

[Lebron23]

His looks.


http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kobe-laugh.gif

[noob cake]

Compared to other SF,

Average defense
Average shooting
Above average handles
Above average vision/passing
Above average driving
Elite cutting/rolling

[noob cake]

Signing McHale to that ridiculous contract before the playoffs ruins all credibility you have.

Too bad coaches don't count against the cap. Can just buy them out and sign a new one.

[3peated]

the mavs were doing very well this year before the rondo trade. so i dont know how you can say it was a bad move

[smoovegittar]

Shoulder massages. :D

[YouGotServed]

You said he was good at nothing, and I pointed out he's at least an above average 3 point shooter, and I didn't mention his other skillsets. I already said he was overpaid, so you're just doing the equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears and ignoring everyone like a 6 year old child.

Parsons isn't elite at anything but he's a similar player to Batum, with a more versatile offense and worse defense.

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make. Parsons is a role player. He isn't a 3 pt specialist. His defense sucks. We are in a agreement, yes?

Nothing else to discuss here. Run along now boy.

[Straight_Ballin]

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make. Parsons is a role player. He isn't a 3 pt specialist. His defense sucks. We are in a agreement, yes?

Nothing else to discuss here. Run along now boy.

And yet you were hanging on his nuts. You've been exposed. No need to backpeddle, just hold the L until I have you pass it to the next hypocrite I come across.

[Fudge]

Damn. Dismantled the little fella. :oldlol:

Stay in the BTE, YGS. Where ya belong. Don't try and talk ball with the big boys ova here, y'herd? Run along now, boy.

[YouGotServed]

I've no idea who any of you are. Too many nobodies trying to come at the King. Feeling mad disrespectful.

Jeff should seriously consider making a YGS fan club subforum. Do it Jeff, it'll entertain the masses. Give the people what they want.

[jzek]

Is he still friends with Lin?

[kenny817]

I've no idea who any of you are. Too many nobodies trying to come at the King. Feeling mad disrespectful.

Jeff should seriously consider making a YGS fan club subforum. Do it Jeff, it'll entertain the masses. Give the people what they want.

All I know is you were the one cockriding Parsons here everyday. Now he's a scrub

Hold this L...much like the Rockets in the 1st round every year since Playstation 1 was out

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