You just ran onto the Basketball Court. You have 5 seconds before Security tackles you.

[Taller than CP3]

Game 7

2015 NBA Finals

Thunder vs Cavaliers

All eyes are on you.

What do you do?

[UK2K]

Pull my little wainer out and flop it around.

[You Cant Ban Me]

i whip it out and my dick would have a small tuxedo on with a tiny bow tie.Is there really any other answer? i would tackle lebald but he wont in the finals...

[VengefulAngel]

Steal Lebron James' headband.

[HOoopCityJones]

Pretend I have cramps and let them carry me off the court.

[inclinerator]

steal the ball from durant and do a 360 windmill dunk

[the]

Let everyone know my name.

[JerrySeinfeld]

tell LeBron to come back to Miami

[dunksby]

Stand in the middle of the court and stretch my arms out.

[lilteapot]

Pee on Scott Brooks

[Marchesk]

Take a 3 pt shot for a billion dollars.

[Quickening]

Go bright red whilst mumbling alpha under my breath

[Theoo]

i jump on the courts , everone is going crazy , it are actually thunder vs maimi heat becuse lerbron choke to the maimi series , i run to my idol dwade , he give to my high five and shake to my hand and whisper to my ear ;"that are very alpa of you , i now give to you permisison to fk** my wife " , in hes hand .. he had $100 dollers and a condom , security take my to the locker room where dwade wife is naked , i say to her "i *********e to your naked picture all the time , these are like dream to me" and then i fk** her , for being loyal fan dwade continue to txt me naked picture of her all night and tel lme im second best sex she have ever have (after dwade) . best night of my life

[Foster5k]

Shake LeBron's hand and say, "I'm sorry you're now 2-for-6."

[StephHamann]

i jump on the courts , everone is going crazy , it are actually thunder vs maimi heat becuse lerbron choke to the maimi series , i run to my idol dwade , he give to my high five and shake to my hand and whisper to my ear ;"that are very alpa of you , i now give to you permisison to fk** my wife " , in hes hand .. he had $100 dollers and a condom , security take my to the locker room where dwade wife is naked , i say to her "i *********e to your naked picture all the time , these are like dream to me" and then i fk** her , for being loyal fan dwade continue to txt me naked picture of her all night and tel lme im second best sex she have ever have (after dwade) . best night of my life

http://media.giphy.com/media/NnGGHE0muVqpO/giphy.gif

[imnew09]

prolly whip it to Goatbrook's muscular body or something

[MP.Trey]

Stand in the middle of the court and stretch my arms out.
:roll:

http://www.topofarmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/nba-elite-11-bynum-crucificado.jpg

[ISHGoat]

probably dunk on lebron and then have nike confiscate the tape

[outbreak]

Do people streak in american sports? I've seen people run on the court but in Australia people get naked and run on the field and see how long they can evade security.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40068000/jpg/_40068167_cricket00getty.jpg

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2011/09/20/1226141/528741-streaker-tackled.jpg

http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1280099488/780/3957780.jpg

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2009/05/13/1225711/711209-sporting-streakers.jpg



I'd probably do that and do some handstands or cartwheels so long as Andrew Symonds wasn't in attendance

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03/streakerG0403_450x600.jpg

[ILLsmak]

steal the ball from durant and do a 360 windmill dunk

If you could actually get the ball and get even a shit dunk off, that would be probably the best outcome. Especially if you had to like cross over security... you would be famous and that shit would be on youtube if you could actually get to the rim. You could also hang desperately onto the rim as they tried to pull you off the court.

-Smak

[StephHamann]

i would pull a Borat on Kristen Ledlow
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsdTPZcCMAAtEGs.jpg:large


http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/974351/borat-pamela-wife-o.gif

[ralph_i_el]

If you could actually get the ball and get even a shit dunk off, that would be probably the best outcome. Especially if you had to like cross over security... you would be famous and that shit would be on youtube if you could actually get to the rim. You could also hang desperately onto the rim as they tried to pull you off the court.

-Smak

It would be even funnier if you crossed up a security guard but then a player gives you the Bynum-Elbow on your way up to dunk
http://cdn.nextimpulsesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/BYNUM_IS_SCUM.gif

[smoovegittar]

Throw up handfuls of baby powder.

[smoovegittar]

Do people streak in american sports? I've seen people run on the court but in Australia people get naked and run on the field and see how long they can evade security.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40068000/jpg/_40068167_cricket00getty.jpg

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2011/09/20/1226141/528741-streaker-tackled.jpg

http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1280099488/780/3957780.jpg

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2009/05/13/1225711/711209-sporting-streakers.jpg



I'd probably do that and do some handstands or cartwheels so long as Andrew Symonds wasn't in attendance

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03/streakerG0403_450x600.jpg

Happens at baseball games sometimes. I saw some bright spark get chased at Yankee Stradium... ran right into the dugout.

...followed hotly by truncheons. Didn't see the guy come out.

[outbreak]

Happens at baseball games sometimes. I saw some bright spark get chased at Yankee Stradium... ran right into the dugout.

...followed hotly by truncheons. Didn't see the guy come out.
lol

the stupidest I saw was at a domestic cricket game here, there was maybe 200-300 people in attendance at a ground that holds 100,000 and some idiot decided he'd still run on the field. If you are going to get smashed by security, a lifetime ban from the ground and a $5000 fine at least do it at a game that's televised and has some people there....

[Cold soul]

Run out into middle of the court and do this.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbnvg0aByR1qa5gdm.gif

[SugarHill]

http://i.imgur.com/KXtQQwc.gif

GOAT run

[pauk]

i jump on the courts , everone is going crazy , it are actually thunder vs maimi heat becuse lerbron choke to the maimi series , i run to my idol dwade , he give to my high five and shake to my hand and whisper to my ear ;"that are very alpa of you , i now give to you permisison to fk** my wife " , in hes hand .. he had $100 dollers and a condom , security take my to the locker room where dwade wife is naked , i say to her "i *********e to your naked picture all the time , these are like dream to me" and then i fk** her , for being loyal fan dwade continue to txt me naked picture of her all night and tel lme im second best sex she have ever have (after dwade) . best night of my life
:bowdown:

[Budadiiii]

I love the naked men in this thread :D

Post more please