Make a 3 pointer and any wish you want is granted, if not...

[tgan3]

if not...you have to staple both your nipples with a staple gun..

Or you can choose to walk away..

Actually, I will walk away in this case, its not life threatening but I cringe about the thought of stapling the nipples...

[CeltsGarlic]

Deng, Im coming to work this mornin, and all I do is answer these twisted basketball/gore questions..

Thx, ISH

[Kvnzhangyay]

nba 3 pointer?

[warriorfan]

make it and wish to get both my nipples stapled with a staple gun

[Nowitness]

It would be a new age nipple piercing. I'd intentionally miss.

[Eric Cartman]

The f*ck is up with all these hypothetical questions?

Nikkas in ish high as f*ck to be asking all this shit.