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Fudge
08-23-2014, 12:21 AM
I'm 6'4", well built, fairly strong. I could hold my own against pretty much anybody in the league, I think.

Some names that I'm confident I can beat the shit out of are:

JJ Barea
DeMarcus Cousins
Austin Rivers
Kyle Korver
Jason Collins
Jamal Crawford
Chris Bosh

Just off the top of my head.

How about you?

JohnFreeman
08-23-2014, 12:22 AM
What's with the Cousins hate?

stalkerforlife
08-23-2014, 12:25 AM
Lebron - He'd try to rope a dope by flopping and i'd continue stomping his nuts and melon until he passed out.

Pau - I'd tell him I hit his girl, Shannon Brown style, and watch him crumble before I ever pounded his face.

Chris Paul - I'd touch him and he'd fly 100 feet on contact.

Jason Collins - I'd beat his ass worse than Magic Johnson's son's ass has been beaten.

Dragic4Life
08-23-2014, 12:26 AM
Kobe Bryant. I'll tear that rapist a new a-hole.

J Shuttlesworth
08-23-2014, 12:34 AM
Only Durant. He'll beg the refs for a whistle the second I throw a punch

kennethgriffin
08-23-2014, 12:39 AM
lebron.. since i'm about the size of delonte west. and he sonned him

Fudge
08-23-2014, 12:40 AM
Lebron - He'd try to rope a dope by flopping and i'd continue stomping his nuts and melon until he passed out.

Pau - I'd tell him I hit his girl, Shannon Brown style, and watch him crumble before I ever pounded his face.

Chris Paul - I'd touch him and he'd fly 100 feet on contact.

Jason Collins - I'd beat his ass worse than Magic Johnson's son's ass has been beaten.
Hardest poster on this board by far. I can see you doing all of those tings. :applause:

TheMilkyBarKid
08-23-2014, 12:41 AM
Cousins would knock op's teeth down his throat.

RRR3
08-23-2014, 12:42 AM
:facepalm

All of you guys would likely get stomped. LMAO @ anyone thinking they could take DMC or LBJ, let alone Kobe, Collins etc. these guys are huge and pro athletes.

Big#50
08-23-2014, 12:49 AM
None.

JimmyMcAdocious
08-23-2014, 12:55 AM
Just because they are big, it doesn't mean they can fight. This is that Bruce Lee vs NBA players thread all over again.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=308201

stalkerforlife
08-23-2014, 01:00 AM
Hardest poster on this board by far. I can see you doing all of those tings. :applause:

:cheers:

:banana:

moe94
08-23-2014, 01:04 AM
:facepalm

All of you guys would likely get stomped. LMAO @ anyone thinking they could take DMC or LBJ, let alone Kobe, Collins etc. these guys are huge and pro athletes.

Would do you mean let alone Kobe as if LeBron and DMC wouldn't be tougher? :coleman:

stalkerforlife
08-23-2014, 01:07 AM
Would do you mean let alone Kobe as if LeBron and DMC wouldn't be tougher? :coleman:

DMC nor Lebron are anywhere near as tough as Kobe.

They're big and emotional and would fight blindly.

Kvnzhangyay
08-23-2014, 01:12 AM
DMC nor Lebron are anywhere near as tough as Kobe.

They're big and emotional and would fight blindly.

But what makes ISH any different except being small and emotional?

Cocaine80s
08-23-2014, 01:42 AM
DMC nor Lebron are anywhere near as tough as Kobe.

They're big and emotional and would fight blindly.
Ur the kinda guy who thinks Bruce lee would beat GSP

TylerOO
08-23-2014, 01:49 AM
Cousins would knock op's teeth down his throat.

:oldlol: :applause:

TaLvsCuaL
08-23-2014, 01:54 AM
Ibaka, MWP, and Pekovic :lol

DaSeba5
08-23-2014, 01:55 AM
Just because they are big, it doesn't mean they can fight. This is that Bruce Lee vs NBA players thread all over again.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=308201

Yah well I'm sure your typical ISH poster is just as good of a fighter as Bruce Lee.

RRR3
08-23-2014, 02:28 AM
Would do you mean let alone Kobe as if LeBron and DMC wouldn't be tougher? :coleman:
Oops mistyped there IDK what I was thinking lol
I meant "or even Kobe for that matter" or something like That

J Shuttlesworth
08-23-2014, 02:34 AM
Yah well I'm sure your typical ISH poster is just as good of a fighter as Bruce Lee.
of course. Everyone on ISH is an insane fighter, all well over 6 feet, have 6 figures minimum, can dunk, and have supermodel GFs.

It is known.

Rodmantheman
08-23-2014, 02:45 AM
OP isn't 6'4 and well built dude is fat and out of shape.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=347806

NZStreetBaller
08-23-2014, 02:56 AM
Honestly I think i could beat up Ricky rubio, jj barrera, nate robinson and steve nash.

Rodmantheman
08-23-2014, 02:58 AM
Honestly I think i could beat up Ricky rubio, jj barrera, nate robinson and steve nash.

No.

TaLvsCuaL
08-23-2014, 02:59 AM
Honestly I think i could beat up Ricky rubio, jj barrera, nate robinson and steve nash.
Nate Robinson is one of the most stronger players in the league and Barea is Puerto Rican.

deja vu
08-23-2014, 04:07 AM
Nobody. I'm a 5'10" 180 pound weakling.

Threethrows
08-23-2014, 04:46 AM
I could honestly beat the shit out of Brittney Griner. That dude looks kind of weak.

Also I would definitely pick a fight with Chris Bosh. I'd break my dick off in Rubio's hairy ass.

JT123
08-23-2014, 04:47 AM
same can be said about Kobe. And you wouldn't even have to worry about him connecting on you with any punches. Have you seen him and Chris Childs? Kobe's connection % is just as horrible as his shooting % in every clutch situation imaginable.
:lebronamazed:

OnFire
08-23-2014, 06:14 AM
Go post about how tough you are on sherdog.

NZStreetBaller
08-23-2014, 06:21 AM
Nate Robinson is one of the most stronger players in the league and Barea is Puerto Rican.

Nate robinsons strong but still a midget. Ill just face kick him. Kevin hart on steroids

ImKobe
08-23-2014, 06:38 AM
Kobe Bryant. I'll tear that rapist a new a-hole.

I bet you're 5-8 and 120 pounds.

Fudge
08-23-2014, 10:59 AM
Few more I can probably pound on:

Steve Nash
Chris Paul
Brandon Jennings
Tayshaun Prince
Andrei Kirilenko
Zach LaVine
Gordon Hayward

Milbuck
08-23-2014, 11:00 AM
I would wreck James Harden. Absolute demolition.

moe94
08-23-2014, 11:42 AM
Nate robinsons strong but still a midget. Ill just face kick him. Kevin hart on steroids

:kobe:

Nate would beat you like you owe him money

Myth
08-23-2014, 11:45 AM
I'm guessing very few. Some weak players with poor technique.

ShackEelOKneel
08-23-2014, 11:52 AM
Eddy Curry. Throw a cheeseburger then rear naked choke when he turns to get it.

BlkMambaGOAT
08-23-2014, 12:43 PM
Serge Ibaka.

Give him a steak, medium rare. He thanks me. I tell him the cow came from Africa and was infected with Ebola. I tell him you dun goofed like a true African. I walk away. He stands there stunned with the revelation.
While he's in the hospital, I wear a biohazard suit and beat the sh!t out of him and call it a mercy kill.

BlkMambaGOAT - 1
Ibaka - 0

dubeta
08-23-2014, 02:52 PM
Well if 6'2 170 pounds chris childs can knock out kobe....

JT123
08-23-2014, 02:55 PM
Well if 6'2 170 pounds chris childs can knock out kobe....
:lebronamazed: You're back!

GODbe
08-23-2014, 03:00 PM
LeBald, Bosh, Nash.

BlkMambaGOAT
08-23-2014, 03:04 PM
Well if 6'2 170 pounds chris childs can knock out kobe....
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvmunNzox1qjkukyo1_500.gif
:lol :lol :lol :lol Lol at you thinking Frobe got KO'd. Childs landed 2 punches. Congrats:applause: .

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/51a63f44eab8ea337f000007/lebron-james-flop-2011.gif


Meanwhile Derrick Rose managed to KO Lebron w/o even touching him.
#TornACLmeansNothing
#PlayingFewGamesOutOfMercy
#TouchOfDeath
#RoseTheLastSuperSaiyan


Rose could be limbless and still rule the UFC with moves like that.
:bowdown: :bowdown:
We are all witnesses.

JimmyMcAdocious
08-23-2014, 03:06 PM
Yah well I'm sure your typical ISH poster is just as good of a fighter as Bruce Lee.

Yah well I'm sure there are some ISH posters who can fight pretty well.

Some of yall acting like there is literally no chance any of us can beat up an NBA player. I find that difficult to believe. You think everyone on here is 5-5, 115, and still living with their mommy? We have former basketball players on here with actual basketball size, weight lifters, football players, people who studied martial arts, boxing, etc.. Like any forum with more than 5 members.

Legends66NBA7
08-23-2014, 04:17 PM
This is the equivalent of the "LeBron James and Ben Wallance vs 1 Silver Back Gorilla" and "LeBron James vs a Chimpanzee"... ISHers being LeBron.

Fowl
08-23-2014, 04:40 PM
I can probably beat any point guard and hold my own against most SGs. After about 6'6 220+, i'm not getting anywhere.

Smook A.
08-23-2014, 04:42 PM
I would wreck James Harden. Absolute demolition.
Harden's got muscle

Smook A.
08-23-2014, 04:42 PM
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/0/2986/566049-ben_wallace.jpg

I think I can take this dude on. What do you guys think?

Hamtaro CP3KDKG
08-23-2014, 05:00 PM
Lebron certainly
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/4032423/lebleedin.gif

Nikka got KOd from a jab and left leakin:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: he have a glass chin all i do is touch him up once and he will fold and quit:applause: :applause:

Cocaine80s
08-23-2014, 05:06 PM
Lebron certainly


Nikka got KOd from a jab and left leakin:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: he have a glass chin all i do is touch him up once and he will fold and quit:applause: :applause:
How bout this weak ass ***** who got KOd by a screen? :roll:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Hm2HcIK1hng/U2wKtMPIxII/AAAAAAAAGKI/DC9YIXPjxts/s1600/durant2.gif

Hamtaro CP3KDKG
08-23-2014, 05:09 PM
How bout this weak ass ***** who got KOd by a screen? :roll:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Hm2HcIK1hng/U2wKtMPIxII/AAAAAAAAGKI/DC9YIXPjxts/s1600/durant2.gif
u dont even know what a KO is:roll: :roll: this nikka reachin so hard never been in a fight before:roll: :roll:

look at this GLASS chin:roll: :roll: :roll:
http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/51a63f6569bedd374600000a/lebron-james-flop-pacers-2012.gif

Hamtaro CP3KDKG
08-23-2014, 05:18 PM
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Fudge
08-24-2014, 12:47 AM
u dont even know what a KO is:roll: :roll: this nikka reachin so hard never been in a fight before:roll: :roll:

look at this GLASS chin:roll: :roll: :roll:
http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/51a63f6569bedd374600000a/lebron-james-flop-pacers-2012.gif
lmfaoo