movie idea: 'tha ballad a arnold schwartzenegger" (facebook movie style)

[King Jane]

i wuz watchin a move on tha couch bout facebook n it hit me. ppl love movies bout celebs. ppl also love arnold so im finna start a movie maybe submit a script after writin one here from all my ideas in my head

i already kno who would play arnold plus the movie name so tha hard parts out tha way, john cena the wrestler already n actor an jus as big as arnold i mean he look JUST like arnold all he hafta do is wear a conan wig or tha termanater eye ta be like yung arnold

im thinkin tha movie wud start in germany an show how he escaped den cut ta show him in USA partyin an finally free an able ta lift weights for tha first time an become a celeb then it moves on to tha termanater part a his life an finally bein the first celebrity governer ever wich is a huge accolade for hollywood celebs

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/2/28030/573272-cena.jpghttp://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20100929/schwarzenegger_24.jpg

[King Jane]

* start out german shot a slimmed down Cena unable ta be strong enuff to keep germans from keepin him from escapin but he does pushups ta start it all off an get strong

*shot a Cena lookin in mirrior sayin "one day ima b da celeb/governer" or some shit ta show his dreams will come tru

*shot a Cena after yokin up sayin "talk ta tha hand" as he take a german soldier motorcycle

*a long shot a Cena welding a shotgun wit shades on a motorcycle drivin from germany to USA ta show him becomin a free man sayin "a'll be back" (ta rescue his fam ta tie in later action scene a movie)

[King Jane]

*Cena arrive in Hollywood an a dime piece walk upta him n say "nice muscles" an Cena looks at her (shot a Cena's termenater vision eyein her calculatin wut she say)

*Cena process that he must work out n get even stronger n bigger. Shots a gym montages show cena doin work like movie rocky runnin up miles a stairs an so forth

*Cena git yoked af now from workin out and evolving

*Cena git seen by hollywood directors cause a his strength an futuristic evoloved fysique so they cast him as a termenater

[King Jane]

*Cena films many movies but feels empty n like he must return ta germany ta save his family but not yet he still not finish wit his callin in USA

*Cena thinks tha only way he can bounce out USA an talk ta germany is if he enter tha world a white politics

*Cena elected first ever celeb governer shots a cena losing himself in all his fame an ppl clsoe ta him sayin "u changed brotha" SMDH in dis approvell

*Shot a Cena lookin in mirror like in beginnin a film but now he cryin cause he aint remember where he from no more from tha fame n beutiful white USA women

[King Jane]

*Cena walk down dark alley at night n ends up in tha hood somehow in his suit. A mystic brotha (samual jackson maybe or L fishborn) show him two pills one red one blue n say tha blue pill will give u meory back but one problem, u wont neva be happy (but cena could save his german fam). The red pill will wipe his memory but he will be happy (but will forget fam).

*Cena takes pillls home n pay tha brotha only half price tha brotha takes it cause he ain got no choice but is kinda pissed n put a curse on Cena. survailence cam from federal govt sees Cena buyin wut look like drugs so he may get in trouble -cue suspect music)

*Cena have a dang nightmare an wake up starin at nightstand wit two pills red n blue an the mystic brothas name play in his head "do wuts rite govnikka"

[King Jane]

aight i jus review wut i txt so far an needa grape drink break i gota dang headache but DAYUM dis movie gon b FLY yall ain gon belee how it ends :pimp:

[King Jane]

http://hqwide.com/wallpapers/m/4/hands_men_grayscale_arnold_schwarzenegger_m3889.jp ghttp://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/wrestling/blog/john_cena.jpg

[King Jane]

:biggums:
wut u think so far breh?

[SupermanOnSteroids]

opie, why do you talk like a retarded person? do you have a weird lisp that you want to convey to the reader even through typed words?

[King Jane]

ey yo IM BACK

http://i.imgur.com/X7sIv41.png

an im hai az shit rite now i be finna write somoe script

[KingBeasley08]

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I would pay to watch this movie OP :applause:

[Rizko]

*Cena films many movies but feels empty n like he must return ta germany ta save his family but not yet he still not finish wit his callin in USA

*Cena thinks tha only way he can bounce out USA an talk ta germany is if he enter tha world a white politics

*Cena elected first ever celeb governer shots a cena losing himself in all his fame an ppl clsoe ta him sayin "u changed brotha" SMDH in dis approvell

*Shot a Cena lookin in mirror like in beginnin a film but now he cryin cause he aint remember where he from no more from tha fame n beutiful white USA women
:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

Masterpiece

[Nanners]

holy shit this thread has me dying :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

john cena acting out the life of arnold would be the greatest movie of all time


*shot a Cena lookin in mirrior sayin "one day ima b da celeb/governer" or some shit ta show his dreams will come tru
hahaha