Knicks secret weapon has been unleashed

[bluechox2]

[QUOTE]@IanBegley: The #Knicks have recalled Chris Smith from the D-League.

[Levity]

The Smith Bros, causing Knick fans headaches since 2012

[retaxis]

Chrisanity? 8 game win streak?

[MetsPackers]

Soon as I saw the title I knew it was gonna be this :roll: :roll:

[inclinerator]

Chrisanity? 8 game win streak?
Christianity?

[MetsPackers]

Christianity?

The Knicks need Jesus at this point

[Black and White]

The Knicks need Jesus at this point

:roll: :roll: :roll: He can play PG for you, 120ppg/42rpg/0apg/100fg%

[Sgt. Brody]

I was hoping for Toure Murry to be honest.

[CelticBaller]

Christianity?
Early Christmas for NY

[FireDavidKahn]

Gotta keep JR Smith happy.

[bagelred]

I was hoping for Toure Murry to be honest.

You need a new ISH name.

[Myth]

The Knicks need Jesus at this point

Won't matter if Melo won't pass him the ball.

[Black and White]

Won't matter if Melo won't pass him the ball.

Jesus will play PG, see the statline i posted above

[bluechox2]

expect to see fusion between the smith brothers, and the knicks play 4 on 5 with disadvantage:opponent

[bagelred]

I know this is all fun and games, and I love a good Chris Smith joke.....but.....

the Knicks really could use Jeremy Tyler right about now. Knicks big men going down.....we can't be having no damn roster spot be given to no bro of another player? fo realz?

[Eric Cartman]

:roll: :roll: :roll: He can play PG for you, 120ppg/42rpg/0apg/100fg%

Isn't Jesus all about giving?

[KG215]

Isn't this the guy who some coaches were saying has no business being in the NBA because he basically sucks?

Guess this could be pretty fun if they actually plan on giving him playing time.

[Black and White]

Isn't Jesus all about giving?

Even Jesus thinks that forgiving this team is blasphemous, he would rather just carry the ball himself.

[Jon_Koncak]

He averaged 11 points in D league..along with 2.7 assists ans 2 turnovers.Considering the level of Dleague that's just terrible.

[Black and White]

Look I have the perfect fix-it situation for the Knicks that will set them up to contend for the future:

Sign Jesus as a gm and head coach:

He turns this season into NBA 2k14, turns trade override on and salary cap restrictions off,

Trades the whole team away for LeBron, Drummond, Cp3, Anthony Davis, Kevin Durant, Paul George, Dwight Howard, LaMarcus Aldridge, Russell Westbrook, Steph Curry, James Harden and Kwame Brown (to be the assistant coach) and the top 10 picks in the draft for this year and next year.

Turn off trade override, change it back to real life,

Win the title this year, draft all the good rookies, send them to d-league and win the d-league title and multiple NBA chips,

Knicks will go down as the greatest franchise in the history of the game :rockon:

[Sgt. Brody]

You need a new ISH name.

Haven't seen it yet. Did he die?

:facepalm

[Rameek]

Haven't seen it yet. Did he die?

:facepalm
:eek: just add "Wuz" to Sgt. Brody

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Spoiler thread.

[Rameek]

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[DuMa]

Will we have a new CHRISTIANITY era?

[hawkfan]

This is really where the locker room tension started for the Knicks.

All of the players in training camp could see who the best players were, and then Chris Smith makes it instead of other guys more deserving. And then they figured out why - because of JR Smith, Melo and CAA.

So then this sent a bad message to other guys not to complain, and it's been all downhill from there for the Knicks this season.

[CelticBaller]

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:oldlol:

[STATUTORY]

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I'm lolling real hard right now bros

[Scholar]

Knicks should trade the Smith Bros for the Mario Bros.
They'd only have to pay the Mario bros with mushrooms anyway, even though I'm sure JR takes some for himself on top of the millis.

[jdm_dc_fan]

Why doesn't melo just play point forward? LeBron does it, Pierce did it and got a triple double last season. Even kobe doing it.

[CelticBaller]

Why doesn't melo just play point forward? LeBron does it, Pierce did it and got a triple double last season. Even kobe doing it.
Melo isn't a playmaker, he doesn't have the court vision like the guys you mentioned

[retaxis]

This is really where the locker room tension started for the Knicks.

All of the players in training camp could see who the best players were, and then Chris Smith makes it instead of other guys more deserving. And then they figured out why - because of JR Smith, Melo and CAA.

So then this sent a bad message to other guys not to complain, and it's been all downhill from there for the Knicks this season.
Bolded part shows how you can turn a successful business into a dump. 1. Hire your family as staff members (they will feel privileged, won't work as hard, won't treat customers with as much respect, and you will feel bottled up because you don't want to tell off your family all the time.) Before you know it, all your customers are gone and sh1t never gets done but you still have to end up paying your staff. In the end you lose the business and likely the relationship you have with your family. Instead what you should have done from the very beginning was hire hard working people who won't be lazy and you won't have to worry about telling them off or firing them.

Looks like the Knicks wanted to go the family route and it all starts with Melo. Melo wanted his 'boys' from his Nugget days -> Kenyon Martin, JR Smith, (another one forgot whom). Melo also wanted to have power over his coach -> D'antoni ran out of town and Woodson (Melo's boy) came to be the head coach. Now Melo and JR are trying to get his little brother into the NBA too. Melo basically surrounded himself in a comfortable situation but how comfortable is it going to be when everything is falling apart?

[retaxis]

Melo isn't a playmaker, he doesn't have the court vision like the guys you mentioned
Actually Melo has very good court vision and you will often see him making the right passes. He just overestimates his own scoring ability a little too much. Why pass and swing the ball when I can just score off 2 moves now?

[Sgt. Brody]

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[Clutch]

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[Patrick Chewing]

Knicks need an exorcism instead

[East_Stone_Ya]

savior

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