Pickup Lines That Could Be Used By NBA PLAYERS

[Out_In_Utah]

Kobe: Want to pet my black mamba?

LeBron: Check my $tats

Oden: Here is a pic I took in front of a mirror

Dwight: I'm hung like a horse, they don't call me Dwight-mare for nothing.

Luke Walton: Sup dude

Garnett: I bet you taste like Honey Nut Cheerios

[ripthekik]

Lebron: I'ma take my talents down South

[AI Thornton]

Karl Malone: "I'm hunting for little Mexican girls."

[Out_In_Utah]

Lebron: I'ma take my talents down South

:roll:

[PizzamanIRL]

Kobe: Get in the van

[MetsPackers]

Kobe: Hey girl you ever rode a large black man to 3 rings?

Lebron (in bed): I can't get it done by myself, but let me bring in my boys DWade and Bosh...

Jason Kidd: You ever alcohol with a drunk basketball sex?

Rick Harrison: Dat pu$$y? Best I can do is 20 bucks


This is hard

[Out_In_Utah]

Bonner: "Want to ride the red rocket?"

[Budadiiii]

Jason Collins: Can I suck your dick?

[Budadiiii]

KD: I'm 90% at the stripe...

[Out_In_Utah]

Magic: Hey girl, want to see my magic johnson?

Darryl Dawkins: Ima give you the chocolate thunder.

Wilt Chamberlain: No no, you misheard. It is Wilt the tilt.

Ray Allen: Kneel before Jesus.

[j3lademaster]

Kobe: Want to pet my black mamba?

LeBron: Check my $tats

Oden: Here is a pic I took in front of a mirror

Dwight: I'm hung like a horse, they don't call me Dwight-mare for nothing.

Luke Walton: Sup dude

Garnett: I bet you taste like Honey Nut CheeriosBut mares aren't "hung" at all.

[Out_In_Utah]

Jason Collins: Can I suck your dick?

Rudy Gay: "I think there has been a misunderstanding."

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

Jason Collins: Can I suck your dick?
http://i.imgur.com/boTQNLg.jpg

[Out_In_Utah]

But mares aren't "hung" at all.

lol, woops, my bad. Incidental Dwight diss! :banana:

[Trentknicks]

http://i.imgur.com/boTQNLg.jpg
Don't know why i laughed so much but I did.

[chosen_one6]

JR Smith: U tryna get da pipe?

[AI Thornton]

Marv Albert - "How much?"

[Budadiiii]

DWADE: Girl let me Wade in that puzzy juice. :biggums:

:banana:

Wade in the puzzy. Wade in the puzzy juice, children, Wade in the puzzy. God's a-going to trouble the puzzy....

[AI Thornton]

Delonte West - "Call me daddy."

[Budadiiii]

Reggie Jackson: They call me Mr. Cocktober..

Budadiiii: Homie We Major..

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Reggie Jackson: They call me Mr. Cocktober..

Budadiiii: Homie We Major..
What did you get banned for this time lol?

[Out_In_Utah]

Durant: "I always finish 2nd."

[Budadiiii]

What did you get banned for this time lol?
Probably the mental illness thread...

Jeff was nice about this time, said something along the lines of: "Please be friendly and contribute to positive basketball discussion, be nice to other posters instead of trying to make them mad, thanks"

N*gga gone soft.

Jeff: Let me get InsideYou

[Budadiiii]

Durant: "I always finish 2nd."
:applause:

[Budadiiii]

DROSE: That ass told Derrick to rise... So Derrick Rose.

[Budadiiii]

KD: I have a length advantage over my peers, and I finish in the clutch..

[ripthekik]

Sheed: "Dick don't lie!"

[Budadiiii]

Ray: I'm Captain save-a-hoe

[HomieWeMajor]

Karl Malone:" You know why they call me the mail-man ?
I don't ask for I.D before delivering my package."

[AI Thornton]

Sheed: "My balls don't lie!"

Fixed.

[AI Thornton]

Karl Malone:" You know why they call me the mail-man ?
I don't ask for I.D before delivering my package."

"Special delivery... it's my dick in a box!"

[Budadiiii]

Kobe: My nickname in the hood is Beanie-weenie Bryant...

white girl in colorado: *chuckle* ... so you have a small dick

Kobe: http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/images/smilies/kobe.jpg

[ripthekik]

Fixed.
dammit, that was better indeed. :(

[AI Thornton]

"Foreplay? We're talking about foreplay. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about foreplay, not the bang, not the bang, not the bang, but we're talking about foreplay. Not the bang that I go out there and die for and thrust every bang like it's my last but we're talking about foreplay girl."

[Budadiiii]

overweight black female: Derrick... why can't you get it up?

DRose: Bitch muscle memory!

[Budadiiii]

DRose: I might as well propose to you while I'm down on one knee..

[no pun intended]

Shaq: Tell me how my ass tastes.

[Budadiiii]

DRose: I'm socially awkward.. not really good at this stuff..

Girl: *laughs* at least you're honest. So you play basketball right?

DRose: Yah.

Girl: I've never talked to a famous basketball player before...

DRose: Neither have I....

Girl:....









http://cdnexeter.tab.co.uk/files/2013/03/forever-alone.jpg

http://static03.mediaite.com/sportsgrid/uploads/gallery/derrick-rose/Derrick%20Rose%201.jpg

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m016i3BhJI1qcmnsoo1_400.gif

[AI Thornton]

Shaq: Tell me how my ass tastes.

Ewww.....

[I<3NBA]

"Foreplay? We're talking about foreplay. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about foreplay, not the bang, not the bang, not the bang, but we're talking about foreplay. Not the bang that I go out there and die for and thrust every bang like it's my last but we're talking about foreplay girl."
:applause:

[jamal99]

No Belinelli yet? I am disappoint...

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-04-at-7-44-35-am.png

[b1imtf]

No Belinelli yet? I am disappoint...

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-04-at-7-44-35-am.png
:biggums:

[Out_In_Utah]

:biggums:

I believe they determined that wasn't him. I could be wrong though.

[Scholar]

James Harden: I shall pay you & then take photographs of you with the cash to post on your twitter. What say you, madam?

[HomieWeMajor]

Kobe: "You better bring your own ball to play with because I'm not letting you play with either of mine"

[East_Stone_Ya]

Pete Maravich - They call me Pistol Pete and not because of my fancy dribbling! Would you like an exhibition?

[Jasi]

Gallo: "Like c0cks?"

[I<3NBA]

Jason Williams - want to know why they call me white chocolate?

girl: yes

JWill - then you better get down on your knees and find out

[alenleomessi]

Kobe:

[Out_In_Utah]

Eddy Curry: "Hey baby girl, come home with me and I'll eat anything you want me to."

[shallehalle]

Kobe: Hey girl you ever rode a large black man to 3 rings?

Lebron (in bed): I can't get it done by myself, but let me bring in my boys DWade and Bosh...

Jason Kidd: You ever alcohol with a drunk basketball sex?

Rick Harrison: Dat pu$$y? Best I can do is 20 bucks


This is hard
:roll:

[AI Thornton]

Kobe: Hey girl you ever rode a large black man to 3 rings?


Wouldn't that make more sense as Shaq since Shaq would be the one offering the ride?

[coin24]

u like small di.cks??

http://www.viralread.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lebron_instagram.png


they call me "the king"

[KB24]

Harden - "Want to see my James, Harden?":lebronamazed:

[robert de niro]

JR Smith: wait lemme bring my bro to bed he can perform well

[4 Inches]

Karl Malone:" You know why they call me the mail-man ?
I don't ask for I.D before delivering my package."
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kevin-garnett-reaction.gif

[Out_In_Utah]

Bump

[RoseCity07]

Kobe: don't turn this rape into a murder.

[ILLsmak]

Kobe: don't turn this rape into a murder.

wow, dude, really? loooool.

-Smak

[outbreak]

Kobe: don't turn this rape into a murder.
:lebronamazed:

[CarlosBoozer]

Kobe: don't turn this rape into a murder.
:lol

[k0kakw0rld]

LeBron: I am a top 3 all time player and I'm a king to them peasants...

Klay: I'm taking a backseat because babyface assassin is the face of the league, but I'm in fact the best shooter in the world.

KAJ: I AM the GOAT, step aside MJ

[jongib369]

Wilt "Want to know why they call me the big dipper?" (Or the Stilt)

[CarlosBoozer]

Billups- 'They call me Mr. Big Shot for a reason'

[outbreak]

Yao Ming - "I may be 7'6 but don't be scared of the size baby I'm asian."

[tpols]

Ron artest "you wanna peace of me baby? I'll show you the world"



http://static.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ron-artest.jpg

[coin24]

Bran: you won't even feel a thing!

[Kobe_6/8]

Glen Davis: 'Let this big baby get some milk'

Dennis Rodman: 'Do you want to see all my rings?'

Dwyane Wade: 'Does your camera have flash on it?'

Jeremy Lin: 'Want a shot of Linsanity?'

Jimmy Butler: 'Do you want to meet my butler?'

Carmelo Anthony: 'Did you know caramel melts in your mouth?'

[raprap]

Aaron Gordon " I can sit in the air, but baby you can sit in my face all night"

[StephHamann]

Kobe: don't turn this rape into a murder.

https://giant.gfycat.com/AppropriateSnarlingAvocet.gif

[dabigbaws]

anyone: im an nba player

[warriorfan]

"do u want to come back to my hotel room and have sex with russell westbrook while i watch?"

-kevin durant

[raprap]

Harden " I can make your pvssy whistle"

[!@#$%Vectors!@#]

Harden " I can make your pvssy whistle"

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/anigif_enhanced-buzz-1353-1344895087-12.gif


:roll: :roll:

[pastis]

Harden " I can make your pvssy whistle"


:lol :lol

[Goro]

Kobe: don't turn this rape into a murder.
:eek:

[Goro]

Dennis Rodman: 'Do you want to see all my rings?'

Should have said "worm"