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SpecialQue
10-09-2012, 01:07 AM
Dan Woike @DanWoikeSports

On @TWCSportsNet #Lakers broadcast, Dwight Howard said he no longer wants to be called "Superman." New nickname? "Ironman."


http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1362656-dwight-howard-ditches-superman-moniker-for-iron-man

Shaq will probably still act like a tw@t, though.

For reference: http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/8/15/c71c6c9c-4e19-4ecd-b8ed-d2e577435ab6.gif

InspiredLebowski
10-09-2012, 01:08 AM
The guy sitting out from back surgery doesn't get to be Iron Man.

Hittin_Shots
10-09-2012, 01:12 AM
The guy sitting out from back surgery doesn't get to be Iron Man.
Maybe they implanted one of those iron man cores to stop his hernia.

SyRyanYang
10-09-2012, 01:38 AM
lol what did he have implanted during that surgery.

maybeshewill13
10-09-2012, 02:08 AM
The guy sitting out from back surgery doesn't get to be Iron Man.

This. :facepalm

Killbot
10-09-2012, 02:17 AM
He is Ant Man.

Pushxx
10-09-2012, 02:19 AM
Guess he wanted to do something different than Shaq. Dude's friends probably clown him for following Shaq's career.

jongib369
10-09-2012, 02:23 AM
http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/z/zeus/gallery/world-wrestling-federation/gallery1/013.jpg

kennethgriffin
10-09-2012, 02:23 AM
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa280/cashforcards/AsEqH4ICMAAJUoqjpglarge.jpg


Kobe = iron man ( never misses games due to injury. plays with anything )

gasol = thor

captain america = dwight

the hulk = metta

hawkeye = Nash

RRR3
10-09-2012, 02:28 AM
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa280/cashforcards/AsEqH4ICMAAJUoqjpglarge.jpg


Kobe = iron man ( never misses games due to injury. plays with anything )

gasol = thor

captain america = dwight

the hulk = metta

hawkeye = Nash
:rolleyes:


Kobe Bryant games played by year:

1997: 11 games missed
1998: 3 games missed
2000: 16 games missed
2001: 14 games missed
2002: 2 games missed
2004: 17 games missed
2005: 18 games missed
2006: 2 games missed
2007: 5 games missed
20010: 9 games missed
2012: 8 games missed


Damn, a lot of games missed due to "personal problems", huh?:rolleyes:

mariodeathgrip
10-09-2012, 02:29 AM
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa280/cashforcards/AsEqH4ICMAAJUoqjpglarge.jpg


Kobe = iron man ( never misses games due to injury. plays with anything )

gasol = thor

captain america = dwight

the hulk = metta

hawkeye = Nash

:applause:

Bucket_Nakedz
10-09-2012, 02:35 AM
theres only 1 iron man...

http://cdn.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ghostface-killah.jpg

RRR3
10-09-2012, 02:40 AM
theres only 1 iron man...

http://cdn.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ghostface-killah.jpg
Speaking of the devil psych, no it's the God, get the shit right
Mega trife, and you're I killed you in a past life
On the mic while you was kicking that fast shit
You reneged tried again, and got blasted
Half mastered ass style mad ruff task
When I struck I had on Timbs and a black mask
Remember that shit? I know you don't remember jack
That night yo I was hitting like a spiked bat
and then you thought I was bugged out, and crazy
strapped for nonsense, after me became lazy
yo, nobody budge while I shot slugs
Never shot thugs, I'm running with thugs that flood mugs
So grab your eight plus one, start flipping and tripping
****** is jetting I'm licking off son



:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

RaininTwos
10-09-2012, 02:43 AM
this corny ass guy needs to focus on the game.

Legends66NBA7
10-09-2012, 02:43 AM
Only Elvin Hayes and (if you want talk role players too) A.C. Green can hold the title of "Iron Man", IMO.

Jordan-esque
10-09-2012, 02:54 AM
Courtesy of fksteveblake:

http://i.imgur.com/m4Qhh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/m4Qhh.jpg

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

tomtucker
10-09-2012, 02:57 AM
How about Captain No-Rubber ?.......or the Ho-Impregnator !

SourPatchKids
10-09-2012, 03:01 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblsb5lYtK1r76bvyo1_500.gif

PyrrhusX
10-09-2012, 03:11 AM
Oh wow
Iron = Fe, Man = Male so Dwight = Female?

But hey, Shaw can get off his nuts now.

tomtucker
10-09-2012, 04:58 AM
Dwight Howard takes it to the hole again and again........with no regard for human life !.......he just pays the child support.....

chips93
10-09-2012, 06:16 AM
Only Elvin Hayes and (if you want talk role players too) A.C. Green can hold the title of "Iron Man", IMO.

andre miller hasnt missed a game in 4 years, and has never missed more than 2 in a season.

westbrook has yet to miss an nba game, and ive heard he didnt miss a single HS or college game

:bowdown:

BuffaloBill
10-09-2012, 06:52 AM
:rolleyes:


Kobe Bryant games played by year:

1997: 11 games missed
1998: 3 games missed
2000: 16 games missed
2001: 14 games missed
2002: 2 games missed
2004: 17 games missed
2005: 18 games missed
2006: 2 games missed
2007: 5 games missed
20010: 9 games missed
2012: 8 games missed


Damn, a lot of games missed due to "personal problems", huh?:rolleyes:


Wow. Did you actually go and look all that up just to hate on Kobe in a thread about Dwight?

RRR3
10-09-2012, 11:53 AM
Wow. Did you actually go and look all that up just to hate on Kobe in a thread about Dwight?
Hating on Kobe=sharing facts about him:oldlol:



What kind of Spurs fan is a Kobe homer anyways?





God ISH is making me combative again already. Sorry if I came off like a douche :rant

mattvNJ
10-09-2012, 11:57 AM
this guy is to infatuated with the media, its pretty embarrassing. Stop being butt hurt over shaq and giving your self a gay nickname, that doesn't even make sense. Since ur back is made of glass :facepalm

upside24
10-09-2012, 11:58 AM
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa280/cashforcards/AsEqH4ICMAAJUoqjpglarge.jpg


Kobe = iron man ( never misses games due to injury. plays with anything )

gasol = thor

captain america = dwight

the hulk = metta

hawkeye = Nash
:applause: for the image.

KyrieTheFuture
10-09-2012, 01:29 PM
So do the Lakers just get to give themselves nicknames? Kobe and Dwight now both made up their own nicknames. I wish things were like they used to be, media gives the names and they're actually clever or cool. Also that Kobe pic is sick as **** but he is not Iron Man nor is Dwight (I have 5 bastard children and like to throw my peers under the bus) Howard Captain America...

HardwoodLegend
10-09-2012, 01:33 PM
Courtesy of fksteveblake:

http://i.imgur.com/m4Qhh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/m4Qhh.jpg

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

Perfect. :lol

Eric Cartman
10-09-2012, 02:28 PM
Lebron James is the real Iron Man of the NBA. Pre-back Dwight as well.

Some people say Kobe but i see him more as the Brett Favre of the NBA. Dude is injured alot of the time, but plays through it, not like the other two guys who are just freaks of nature in a good way.

ncrizzle
10-09-2012, 02:49 PM
http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv42/blkbrucewillis/Blankman.gif

TheMarkMadsen
10-09-2012, 03:00 PM
:rolleyes:


Kobe Bryant games played by year:

1997: 11 games missed
1998: 3 games missed
2000: 16 games missed
2001: 14 games missed
2002: 2 games missed
2004: 17 games missed
2005: 18 games missed
2006: 2 games missed
2007: 5 games missed
20010: 9 games missed
2012: 8 games missed


Damn, a lot of games missed due to "personal problems", huh?:rolleyes:


Your post says.. Kobe games played BY YEAR:

soo what about 03, 08, 09 & 11? Did those just not fit into your agenda?

If you're going to make a post saying Kobe's game played by year, then you should actually list every year...

ya know, since you're "just sharing the facts"

:rolleyes:

NoGunzJustSkillz
10-09-2012, 03:04 PM
How about Captain No-Rubber ?.......or the Ho-Impregnator !
You must have meant to post here; you'z a hoe (http://www.tmz.com/)

RRR3
10-09-2012, 03:04 PM
Your post says.. Kobe games played BY YEAR:

soo what about 03, 08, 09 & 11? Did those just not fit into your agenda?

If you're going to make a post saying Kobe's game played by year, then you should actually list every year...

ya know, since you're "just sharing the facts"

:rolleyes:
Responding to Griffey boy saying he "NEVER" missed a game

TheMarkMadsen
10-09-2012, 03:06 PM
Responding to Griffey boy saying he "NEVER" missed a game


Even if Kobe misses a game, or isn't in the arena his spirit is always out there guiding & leading the team.


Durr.

SpiritBe

CavaliersFTW
10-09-2012, 03:15 PM
http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/z/zeus/gallery/world-wrestling-federation/gallery1/013.jpg
:biggums: why would u post a pic of Anthony Davis in a Dwight thread? :D

TheMarkMadsen
10-09-2012, 03:27 PM
SpecialQue = asshole

SpecialQue
10-09-2012, 03:41 PM
SpecialQue = asshole

Repped.

niko
10-09-2012, 03:48 PM
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2LeTTeRS
10-09-2012, 03:50 PM
this guy is to infatuated with the media, its pretty embarrassing. Stop being butt hurt over shaq and giving your self a gay nickname, that doesn't even make sense. Since ur back is made of glass :facepalm


You realize that before this back injury (that cost him 12 whole regular season games and the playoffs), Dwight had missed 7 games in 7 years. Sounds to me like the nickname works.

KyrieTheFuture
10-09-2012, 04:12 PM
Technically speaking Iron Man should be a nickname for a player who has absolutely 0 physical ability and gets by based on nothing but pure basketball knowledge and superior equipment. Also known as literally no one.

SpecialQue
10-09-2012, 04:22 PM
Technically speaking Iron Man should be a nickname for a player who has absolutely 0 physical ability and gets by based on nothing but pure basketball knowledge and superior equipment. Also known as literally no one.

Either that or as a metaphor. Whatever works.

RRR3
10-09-2012, 04:22 PM
Either that or as a metaphor. Whatever works.
Check your PMs, mufukka!

BuffaloBill
10-09-2012, 05:21 PM
Hating on Kobe=sharing facts about him:oldlol:



What kind of Spurs fan is a Kobe homer anyways?





God ISH is making me combative again already. Sorry if I came off like a douche :rant


Where did I say I was a Kobe Homer? I actually like Lebron, but his fans are annoying and that post right there is why. I was just saying that this thread is about Dwight Howard, so what is the purpose of bringing Kobe into it? I know you're better than this, RRR3.

ImmortalD24
10-09-2012, 05:59 PM
Your post says.. Kobe games played BY YEAR:

soo what about 03, 08, 09 & 11? Did those just not fit into your agenda?

If you're going to make a post saying Kobe's game played by year, then you should actually list every year...

ya know, since you're "just sharing the facts"

:rolleyes:Plus the two games he missed in 06 was due to the league suspending him (unnatural basketball act (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sTAMUZxfZA&)).

TheBigVeto
10-09-2012, 06:52 PM
Kobe = Black Widow (plays like a woman)
Gasol = Thor
Howard = Iron Man
Jamison = Captain America
Artest = Hawkeye
Nash = The Hulk
Mike Brown = Director Fury


FTFY

kNIOKAS
10-09-2012, 06:58 PM
http://www.thebboyspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ELI-banner-175x134.jpg
Iron Man who wins Iron Mic

maybeshewill13
10-09-2012, 07:00 PM
:rolleyes:


Kobe Bryant games played by year:

1997: 11 games missed
1998: 3 games missed
2000: 16 games missed
2001: 14 games missed
2002: 2 games missed
2004: 17 games missed
2005: 18 games missed
2006: 2 games missed
2007: 5 games missed
20010: 9 games missed
2012: 8 games missed


Damn, a lot of games missed due to "personal problems", huh?:rolleyes:

:roll: Kennethgriffin smasht

maybeshewill13
10-09-2012, 07:03 PM
Your post says.. Kobe games played BY YEAR:

soo what about 03, 08, 09 & 11? Did those just not fit into your agenda?

If you're going to make a post saying Kobe's game played by year, then you should actually list every year...

ya know, since you're "just sharing the facts"

:rolleyes:

LMAO what a piss poor post. In a 16 year career he's had 4 seasons where he hasn't missed a game, and somehow THAT makes up for all the lost games and makes him "an iron man who doesn't miss any games and plays through anything!!!"? So basically what you're saying instead is he's missed games on only 75% of season, as opposed to 100%? DAT AGENDA! :roll:

Derka
10-09-2012, 10:05 PM
The guy sitting out from back surgery doesn't get to be Iron Man.

Winner by way of knock out.

G-Funk
10-09-2012, 10:56 PM
http://balljunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kobe-Iron-Man.jpg

G-Funk
10-09-2012, 11:00 PM
http://balljunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kobe-Iron-Man.jpg

G-Funk
10-09-2012, 11:01 PM
http://p.twimg.com/A1RH9MhCAAEbzLk.jpg:large

longtime lurker
10-09-2012, 11:06 PM
LMAO what a piss poor post. In a 16 year career he's had 4 seasons where he hasn't missed a game, and somehow THAT makes up for all the lost games and makes him "an iron man who doesn't miss any games and plays through anything!!!"? So basically what you're saying instead is he's missed games on only 75% of season, as opposed to 100%? DAT AGENDA! :roll:

I've spent the last 5 minutes trying to figure out wtf you're post is supposed to be saying and it makes no god damn sense. Its well known that Kobe is someone that is known to play through pain and injuries so posting games missed is pretty stupid.

G-Funk
10-09-2012, 11:06 PM
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/Qu3en06/ESPNMag-capthorironman_zps82ab75cb.jpg