View Full Version : Dwight Howard is now Iron Man, not Superman.
SpecialQue
10-09-2012, 01:07 AM
Dan Woike @DanWoikeSports
On @TWCSportsNet #Lakers broadcast, Dwight Howard said he no longer wants to be called "Superman." New nickname? "Ironman."
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1362656-dwight-howard-ditches-superman-moniker-for-iron-man
Shaq will probably still act like a tw@t, though.
For reference: http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/8/15/c71c6c9c-4e19-4ecd-b8ed-d2e577435ab6.gif
InspiredLebowski
10-09-2012, 01:08 AM
The guy sitting out from back surgery doesn't get to be Iron Man.
Hittin_Shots
10-09-2012, 01:12 AM
The guy sitting out from back surgery doesn't get to be Iron Man.
Maybe they implanted one of those iron man cores to stop his hernia.
SyRyanYang
10-09-2012, 01:38 AM
lol what did he have implanted during that surgery.
maybeshewill13
10-09-2012, 02:08 AM
The guy sitting out from back surgery doesn't get to be Iron Man.
This. :facepalm
Killbot
10-09-2012, 02:17 AM
He is Ant Man.
Pushxx
10-09-2012, 02:19 AM
Guess he wanted to do something different than Shaq. Dude's friends probably clown him for following Shaq's career.
jongib369
10-09-2012, 02:23 AM
http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/z/zeus/gallery/world-wrestling-federation/gallery1/013.jpg
kennethgriffin
10-09-2012, 02:23 AM
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa280/cashforcards/AsEqH4ICMAAJUoqjpglarge.jpg
Kobe = iron man ( never misses games due to injury. plays with anything )
gasol = thor
captain america = dwight
the hulk = metta
hawkeye = Nash
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa280/cashforcards/AsEqH4ICMAAJUoqjpglarge.jpg
Kobe = iron man ( never misses games due to injury. plays with anything )
gasol = thor
captain america = dwight
the hulk = metta
hawkeye = Nash
:rolleyes:
Kobe Bryant games played by year:
1997: 11 games missed
1998: 3 games missed
2000: 16 games missed
2001: 14 games missed
2002: 2 games missed
2004: 17 games missed
2005: 18 games missed
2006: 2 games missed
2007: 5 games missed
20010: 9 games missed
2012: 8 games missed
Damn, a lot of games missed due to "personal problems", huh?:rolleyes:
mariodeathgrip
10-09-2012, 02:29 AM
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa280/cashforcards/AsEqH4ICMAAJUoqjpglarge.jpg
Kobe = iron man ( never misses games due to injury. plays with anything )
gasol = thor
captain america = dwight
the hulk = metta
hawkeye = Nash
:applause:
Bucket_Nakedz
10-09-2012, 02:35 AM
theres only 1 iron man...
http://cdn.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ghostface-killah.jpg
theres only 1 iron man...
http://cdn.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ghostface-killah.jpg
Speaking of the devil psych, no it's the God, get the shit right
Mega trife, and you're I killed you in a past life
On the mic while you was kicking that fast shit
You reneged tried again, and got blasted
Half mastered ass style mad ruff task
When I struck I had on Timbs and a black mask
Remember that shit? I know you don't remember jack
That night yo I was hitting like a spiked bat
and then you thought I was bugged out, and crazy
strapped for nonsense, after me became lazy
yo, nobody budge while I shot slugs
Never shot thugs, I'm running with thugs that flood mugs
So grab your eight plus one, start flipping and tripping
****** is jetting I'm licking off son
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
RaininTwos
10-09-2012, 02:43 AM
this corny ass guy needs to focus on the game.
Legends66NBA7
10-09-2012, 02:43 AM
Only Elvin Hayes and (if you want talk role players too) A.C. Green can hold the title of "Iron Man", IMO.
Jordan-esque
10-09-2012, 02:54 AM
Courtesy of fksteveblake:
http://i.imgur.com/m4Qhh.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/m4Qhh.jpg
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
tomtucker
10-09-2012, 02:57 AM
How about Captain No-Rubber ?.......or the Ho-Impregnator !
SourPatchKids
10-09-2012, 03:01 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblsb5lYtK1r76bvyo1_500.gif
PyrrhusX
10-09-2012, 03:11 AM
Oh wow
Iron = Fe, Man = Male so Dwight = Female?
But hey, Shaw can get off his nuts now.
tomtucker
10-09-2012, 04:58 AM
Dwight Howard takes it to the hole again and again........with no regard for human life !.......he just pays the child support.....
chips93
10-09-2012, 06:16 AM
Only Elvin Hayes and (if you want talk role players too) A.C. Green can hold the title of "Iron Man", IMO.
andre miller hasnt missed a game in 4 years, and has never missed more than 2 in a season.
westbrook has yet to miss an nba game, and ive heard he didnt miss a single HS or college game
:bowdown:
BuffaloBill
10-09-2012, 06:52 AM
:rolleyes:
Kobe Bryant games played by year:
1997: 11 games missed
1998: 3 games missed
2000: 16 games missed
2001: 14 games missed
2002: 2 games missed
2004: 17 games missed
2005: 18 games missed
2006: 2 games missed
2007: 5 games missed
20010: 9 games missed
2012: 8 games missed
Damn, a lot of games missed due to "personal problems", huh?:rolleyes:
Wow. Did you actually go and look all that up just to hate on Kobe in a thread about Dwight?
Wow. Did you actually go and look all that up just to hate on Kobe in a thread about Dwight?
Hating on Kobe=sharing facts about him:oldlol:
What kind of Spurs fan is a Kobe homer anyways?
God ISH is making me combative again already. Sorry if I came off like a douche :rant
mattvNJ
10-09-2012, 11:57 AM
this guy is to infatuated with the media, its pretty embarrassing. Stop being butt hurt over shaq and giving your self a gay nickname, that doesn't even make sense. Since ur back is made of glass :facepalm
upside24
10-09-2012, 11:58 AM
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa280/cashforcards/AsEqH4ICMAAJUoqjpglarge.jpg
Kobe = iron man ( never misses games due to injury. plays with anything )
gasol = thor
captain america = dwight
the hulk = metta
hawkeye = Nash
:applause: for the image.
KyrieTheFuture
10-09-2012, 01:29 PM
So do the Lakers just get to give themselves nicknames? Kobe and Dwight now both made up their own nicknames. I wish things were like they used to be, media gives the names and they're actually clever or cool. Also that Kobe pic is sick as **** but he is not Iron Man nor is Dwight (I have 5 bastard children and like to throw my peers under the bus) Howard Captain America...
HardwoodLegend
10-09-2012, 01:33 PM
Courtesy of fksteveblake:
http://i.imgur.com/m4Qhh.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/m4Qhh.jpg
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
Perfect. :lol
Eric Cartman
10-09-2012, 02:28 PM
Lebron James is the real Iron Man of the NBA. Pre-back Dwight as well.
Some people say Kobe but i see him more as the Brett Favre of the NBA. Dude is injured alot of the time, but plays through it, not like the other two guys who are just freaks of nature in a good way.
ncrizzle
10-09-2012, 02:49 PM
http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv42/blkbrucewillis/Blankman.gif
TheMarkMadsen
10-09-2012, 03:00 PM
:rolleyes:
Kobe Bryant games played by year:
1997: 11 games missed
1998: 3 games missed
2000: 16 games missed
2001: 14 games missed
2002: 2 games missed
2004: 17 games missed
2005: 18 games missed
2006: 2 games missed
2007: 5 games missed
20010: 9 games missed
2012: 8 games missed
Damn, a lot of games missed due to "personal problems", huh?:rolleyes:
Your post says.. Kobe games played BY YEAR:
soo what about 03, 08, 09 & 11? Did those just not fit into your agenda?
If you're going to make a post saying Kobe's game played by year, then you should actually list every year...
ya know, since you're "just sharing the facts"
:rolleyes:
NoGunzJustSkillz
10-09-2012, 03:04 PM
How about Captain No-Rubber ?.......or the Ho-Impregnator !
You must have meant to post here; you'z a hoe (http://www.tmz.com/)
Your post says.. Kobe games played BY YEAR:
soo what about 03, 08, 09 & 11? Did those just not fit into your agenda?
If you're going to make a post saying Kobe's game played by year, then you should actually list every year...
ya know, since you're "just sharing the facts"
:rolleyes:
Responding to Griffey boy saying he "NEVER" missed a game
TheMarkMadsen
10-09-2012, 03:06 PM
Responding to Griffey boy saying he "NEVER" missed a game
Even if Kobe misses a game, or isn't in the arena his spirit is always out there guiding & leading the team.
Durr.
SpiritBe
CavaliersFTW
10-09-2012, 03:15 PM
http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/z/zeus/gallery/world-wrestling-federation/gallery1/013.jpg
:biggums: why would u post a pic of Anthony Davis in a Dwight thread? :D
TheMarkMadsen
10-09-2012, 03:27 PM
SpecialQue = asshole
SpecialQue
10-09-2012, 03:41 PM
SpecialQue = asshole
Repped.
http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/full/669570894.jpg?key=960707&Expires=1349813039&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=Znr7P1Xa33SyIM4Ckc25Cl7b1C6z~EsU50Zs1wYT mzjol0SC7~hK~E66nAYEa5Mfcwi~3-cDL8Zva~k0GSnAguNRFzq1QELSeu6nfYHZh~t8Uve0IewFD57o 6MmHUsfYGRYZcqzNcymXKpAROGEJSqTfmFQqBtGA9KOWmEIxWF M_
2LeTTeRS
10-09-2012, 03:50 PM
this guy is to infatuated with the media, its pretty embarrassing. Stop being butt hurt over shaq and giving your self a gay nickname, that doesn't even make sense. Since ur back is made of glass :facepalm
You realize that before this back injury (that cost him 12 whole regular season games and the playoffs), Dwight had missed 7 games in 7 years. Sounds to me like the nickname works.
KyrieTheFuture
10-09-2012, 04:12 PM
Technically speaking Iron Man should be a nickname for a player who has absolutely 0 physical ability and gets by based on nothing but pure basketball knowledge and superior equipment. Also known as literally no one.
SpecialQue
10-09-2012, 04:22 PM
Technically speaking Iron Man should be a nickname for a player who has absolutely 0 physical ability and gets by based on nothing but pure basketball knowledge and superior equipment. Also known as literally no one.
Either that or as a metaphor. Whatever works.
Either that or as a metaphor. Whatever works.
Check your PMs, mufukka!
BuffaloBill
10-09-2012, 05:21 PM
Hating on Kobe=sharing facts about him:oldlol:
What kind of Spurs fan is a Kobe homer anyways?
God ISH is making me combative again already. Sorry if I came off like a douche :rant
Where did I say I was a Kobe Homer? I actually like Lebron, but his fans are annoying and that post right there is why. I was just saying that this thread is about Dwight Howard, so what is the purpose of bringing Kobe into it? I know you're better than this, RRR3.
ImmortalD24
10-09-2012, 05:59 PM
Your post says.. Kobe games played BY YEAR:
soo what about 03, 08, 09 & 11? Did those just not fit into your agenda?
If you're going to make a post saying Kobe's game played by year, then you should actually list every year...
ya know, since you're "just sharing the facts"
:rolleyes:Plus the two games he missed in 06 was due to the league suspending him (unnatural basketball act (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sTAMUZxfZA&)).
TheBigVeto
10-09-2012, 06:52 PM
Kobe = Black Widow (plays like a woman)
Gasol = Thor
Howard = Iron Man
Jamison = Captain America
Artest = Hawkeye
Nash = The Hulk
Mike Brown = Director Fury
FTFY
kNIOKAS
10-09-2012, 06:58 PM
http://www.thebboyspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ELI-banner-175x134.jpg
Iron Man who wins Iron Mic
maybeshewill13
10-09-2012, 07:00 PM
:rolleyes:
Kobe Bryant games played by year:
1997: 11 games missed
1998: 3 games missed
2000: 16 games missed
2001: 14 games missed
2002: 2 games missed
2004: 17 games missed
2005: 18 games missed
2006: 2 games missed
2007: 5 games missed
20010: 9 games missed
2012: 8 games missed
Damn, a lot of games missed due to "personal problems", huh?:rolleyes:
:roll: Kennethgriffin smasht
maybeshewill13
10-09-2012, 07:03 PM
Your post says.. Kobe games played BY YEAR:
soo what about 03, 08, 09 & 11? Did those just not fit into your agenda?
If you're going to make a post saying Kobe's game played by year, then you should actually list every year...
ya know, since you're "just sharing the facts"
:rolleyes:
LMAO what a piss poor post. In a 16 year career he's had 4 seasons where he hasn't missed a game, and somehow THAT makes up for all the lost games and makes him "an iron man who doesn't miss any games and plays through anything!!!"? So basically what you're saying instead is he's missed games on only 75% of season, as opposed to 100%? DAT AGENDA! :roll:
Derka
10-09-2012, 10:05 PM
The guy sitting out from back surgery doesn't get to be Iron Man.
Winner by way of knock out.
G-Funk
10-09-2012, 10:56 PM
http://balljunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kobe-Iron-Man.jpg
G-Funk
10-09-2012, 11:00 PM
http://balljunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kobe-Iron-Man.jpg
G-Funk
10-09-2012, 11:01 PM
http://p.twimg.com/A1RH9MhCAAEbzLk.jpg:large
longtime lurker
10-09-2012, 11:06 PM
LMAO what a piss poor post. In a 16 year career he's had 4 seasons where he hasn't missed a game, and somehow THAT makes up for all the lost games and makes him "an iron man who doesn't miss any games and plays through anything!!!"? So basically what you're saying instead is he's missed games on only 75% of season, as opposed to 100%? DAT AGENDA! :roll:
I've spent the last 5 minutes trying to figure out wtf you're post is supposed to be saying and it makes no god damn sense. Its well known that Kobe is someone that is known to play through pain and injuries so posting games missed is pretty stupid.
G-Funk
10-09-2012, 11:06 PM
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/Qu3en06/ESPNMag-capthorironman_zps82ab75cb.jpg
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