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eurobum
05-10-2012, 10:46 AM
enough is enough.

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/photo_images/6842655/20120507_gav_sv5_043.jpg



like, really? if i saw any of you ISH chumps geared up like that playing pickup games i would definitely metta world war your ass (obviously, i wouldn't, but i would laugh and try to take pictures to show people for laughs). are these people serious? they don't think it's getting waaaaaaaaaay out of hand?

the picture above: white uni, BLUE shoes, RED calf thingy/knee socks, RED headband, sleeves for BOTH arms. i hate sleeves and i hate headbands. anyone actually thinking sleeves serves a functional purpose: placebo. lol at "warms the muscles." ok.

these people are so enamored with "fashion"* and looking the part that they just come across as blind lemmings lining up to walk off the cliff. they have no sense of bigger picture, of the macrocosm, only their punitive microcosm. of course, they are professional athletes, so it's not like i'd want them to spend all their time styling them selves (lol), but cmon. too much, man, way too much. if i'm a top 10 player in the league, i'm thinking of my legacy and just going timelessly simple.

in 2019 people will reflect on this decade and they'll realize it turned out to be the '80s part II. not in terms of actual style, but in the sense that everything has to be extreme and over the top and when looking back at this period people will think "lol what where they thinking?" and pictures like the above one will be passed around for major laughs.

i can't stomach watching dudes semi dressed up as superheroes. somewhere along the line expressing the way you look, which is perfectly fine, moved from expressing individuality to now falling into conformity and looking like everyone else (lemmings) coming straight from the NBA Players' Look Factory™.



*tattoos, too, same principle and off court attire as well. cmon, man, enough with the nerd glasses that hipsters brought out like four years ago. just stick to playing basketball.

this generation is suffering due to massive overexposure (twitter, facebook, constant media surveillance, what have you).

that's why rose da god and durant da god (i can deal with leg shit, though i still don't fu*ks with the glasses, backpack "thing" (why it gotta be a "thing"? if he just wore a backpack and didn't make any fuzz about, i wouldn't care (lol at triple parenthesis))). it's funny to me how these two represent the newest generation of superstars and they "get it" ... they're distanced from the lebron/howard generation of buffoonery** and it shows in this aspect and also just in their humble ass attitudes.



**personally, i think lebron should gear the fu*k down and go bald as well. he'd look beastly, no michael. don't even get me started on dwight howard. his media personality :ugh.


/rant
/pause











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eurobum
05-10-2012, 10:50 AM
feel free to post pictures of other mo williams-like culprits from the neo under armour epoch.

Punpun
05-10-2012, 10:51 AM
Dude what ? What's your point ? You aren't making sense.

maybeshewill13
05-10-2012, 10:53 AM
LOL @ this thread. Good read, thanks OP :cheers:

Loved the part about them half dressed like superheroes :oldlol:

Punpun
05-10-2012, 10:54 AM
Did ya understand something maybeshewill ?

maybeshewill13
05-10-2012, 10:54 AM
Did ya understand something maybeshewill ?

Something about superheroes..

And hating muslims :biggums:

Punpun
05-10-2012, 10:55 AM
Those americans truly have a problem with muslims. :biggums:

brownmamba00
05-10-2012, 10:59 AM
people need to get over this 'hipstersmakeme:mad:' thing.
and I don't see what AI has to do with this:facepalm

if anything AI is the opposite of the hipster style.

markymark
05-10-2012, 11:00 AM
Why is the OP like that?

eurobum
05-10-2012, 11:09 AM
@milansportsfashion
photos of soon to be launched sports line by mo williams leaked. he will sport this for game six. RT!



















http://s13.postimage.org/8qftsog39/mo_williams_lol.png

Bigsmoke
05-10-2012, 11:10 AM
suck a dick eurobum

eurobum
05-10-2012, 11:11 AM
http://www.phillysportsblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/AllenIversonSixers.jpg

markymark
05-10-2012, 11:15 AM
[QUOTE=eurobum]enough is enough.

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/photo_images/6842655/20120507_gav_sv5_043.jpg



like, really? if i saw any of you ISH chumps geared up like that playing pickup games i would definitely metta world war your ass (obviously, i wouldn't, but i would laugh and try to take pictures to show people for laughs). are these people serious? they don't think it's getting waaaaaaaaaay out of hand?

the picture above: white uni, BLUE shoes, RED calf thingy/knee socks, RED headband, sleeves for BOTH arms. i hate sleeves and i hate headbands. anyone actually thinking sleeves serves a functional purpose: placebo. lol at "warms the muscles." ok.

these people are so enamored with "fashion"* and looking the part that they just come across as blind lemmings lining up to walk off the cliff. they have no sense of bigger picture, of the macrocosm, only their punitive microcosm. of course, they are professional athletes, so it's not like i'd want them to spend all their time styling them selves (lol), but cmon. too much, man, way too much. if i'm a top 10 player in the league, i'm thinking of my legacy and just going timelessly simple.

in 2019 people will reflect on this decade and they'll realize it turned out to be the '80s part II. not in terms of actual style, but in the sense that everything has to be extreme and over the top and when looking back at this period people will think "lol what where they thinking?" and pictures like the above one will be passed around for major laughs.

i can't stomach watching dudes semi dressed up as superheroes. somewhere along the line expressing the way you look, which is perfectly fine, moved from expressing individuality to now falling into conformity and looking like everyone else (lemmings) coming straight from the NBA Players' Look Factory

eurobum
05-10-2012, 11:17 AM
why am i mad?









[QUOTE=eurobum]enough is enough.

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/photo_images/6842655/20120507_gav_sv5_043.jpg



like, really? if i saw any of you ISH chumps geared up like that playing pickup games i would definitely metta world war your ass (obviously, i wouldn't, but i would laugh and try to take pictures to show people for laughs). are these people serious? they don't think it's getting waaaaaaaaaay out of hand?

the picture above: white uni, BLUE shoes, RED calf thingy/knee socks, RED headband, sleeves for BOTH arms. i hate sleeves and i hate headbands. anyone actually thinking sleeves serves a functional purpose: placebo. lol at "warms the muscles." ok.

these people are so enamored with "fashion"* and looking the part that they just come across as blind lemmings lining up to walk off the cliff. they have no sense of bigger picture, of the macrocosm, only their punitive microcosm. of course, they are professional athletes, so it's not like i'd want them to spend all their time styling them selves (lol), but cmon. too much, man, way too much. if i'm a top 10 player in the league, i'm thinking of my legacy and just going timelessly simple.

in 2019 people will reflect on this decade and they'll realize it turned out to be the '80s part II. not in terms of actual style, but in the sense that everything has to be extreme and over the top and when looking back at this period people will think "lol what where they thinking?" and pictures like the above one will be passed around for major laughs.

i can't stomach watching dudes semi dressed up as superheroes. somewhere along the line expressing the way you look, which is perfectly fine, moved from expressing individuality to now falling into conformity and looking like everyone else (lemmings) coming straight from the NBA Players' Look Factory

ChrisPosh
05-10-2012, 11:17 AM
oh u mad cuz a.i. stylin on ya


http://i.imgur.com/2jQzE.png

Apogee
05-10-2012, 11:17 AM
OP take thy dick out yo ass. why you commenting on how men dress? Seems like you butthurt cause someone made fun of you on the court.

eurobum
05-10-2012, 11:19 AM
lemming/sheep count in thread

(will be updated)

Apogee
ChrisPosh
markymark
Bigsmoke

Real Men Wear Green
05-10-2012, 11:22 AM
Eurobum is to blame for making a worthless thread.

eurobum
05-10-2012, 11:26 AM
Real Men Wear Green (Sleeves and Compression Calf Protectors and Headbands) is to blame for posting in a thread he deems worthless.

gasolina
05-10-2012, 11:59 AM
I thought compression shin sleeves actually work. A lot of shin splint-prone runners wear them.

305Baller
05-10-2012, 12:02 PM
OP is an elderly man.

Kblaze8855
05-10-2012, 12:29 PM
OP is a mid 20s workout obsessed former semi pro ball playing Danish asian ive known for like 10 years.

Good man.

That said...AI isnt to blame.

Styles p
05-10-2012, 01:07 PM
tl;dr but what im getting out of this is op doesn't like the way nba players look? why are you concerned what other guys look like?

Alamo
05-10-2012, 01:13 PM
If you don't like it, you don't have to watch. Maybe Tennis is more your thing anyway.

markymark
05-10-2012, 01:31 PM
OP is a mid 20s workout obsessed former semi pro ball playing Danish asian ive known for like 10 years.

Good man.

That said...AI isnt to blame.

So why is he going fashion police on us?

AMISTILLILL
05-10-2012, 01:34 PM
Finkel is Einhorn.

anthonyRandolph
05-10-2012, 01:37 PM
I thought compression shin sleeves actually work. A lot of shin splint-prone runners wear them.
They do, I wear knee pads, I find them quite helpful :confusedshrug:

eurobum
05-10-2012, 01:42 PM
blazy, that's too much info, man! you know i gotta watch my back!

Teanett
05-10-2012, 02:04 PM
http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2011/03/17/sports/photos_stories/carmelo_anthony--300x300.jpg

Alamo
05-10-2012, 02:06 PM
http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2011/03/17/sports/photos_stories/carmelo_anthony--300x300.jpg

Lol took it to the max

Teanett
05-10-2012, 02:06 PM
http://blog.eastbay.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/josh-smith-adipure.jpg

Alamo
05-10-2012, 02:07 PM
http://newspaper.li/static/64173e405fcb654002a09dd2c57890a0.jpg

Teanett
05-10-2012, 02:09 PM
http://www.elite-view.com/art/Sports_Athletics/Basketball_NBA/bk_AAHP210_8x10~Dwayne-Wade-Posters.jpg

AirTupac
05-10-2012, 02:12 PM
I bang eurobums mom with sleeves on my diq

Scholar
05-10-2012, 02:15 PM
OP, this is what you said:

[QUOTE=eurobum]enough is enough.

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/photo_images/6842655/20120507_gav_sv5_043.jpg



like, really? if i saw any of you ISH chumps geared up like that playing pickup games i would definitely metta world war your ass (obviously, i wouldn't, but i would laugh and try to take pictures to show people for laughs). are these people serious? they don't think it's getting waaaaaaaaaay out of hand?

the picture above: white uni, BLUE shoes, RED calf thingy/knee socks, RED headband, sleeves for BOTH arms. i hate sleeves and i hate headbands. anyone actually thinking sleeves serves a functional purpose: placebo. lol at "warms the muscles." ok.

these people are so enamored with "fashion"* and looking the part that they just come across as blind lemmings lining up to walk off the cliff. they have no sense of bigger picture, of the macrocosm, only their punitive microcosm. of course, they are professional athletes, so it's not like i'd want them to spend all their time styling them selves (lol), but cmon. too much, man, way too much. if i'm a top 10 player in the league, i'm thinking of my legacy and just going timelessly simple.

in 2019 people will reflect on this decade and they'll realize it turned out to be the '80s part II. not in terms of actual style, but in the sense that everything has to be extreme and over the top and when looking back at this period people will think "lol what where they thinking?" and pictures like the above one will be passed around for major laughs.

i can't stomach watching dudes semi dressed up as superheroes. somewhere along the line expressing the way you look, which is perfectly fine, moved from expressing individuality to now falling into conformity and looking like everyone else (lemmings) coming straight from the NBA Players' Look Factory

Teanett
05-10-2012, 02:16 PM
I bang eurobums mom with sleeves on my diq
cause you cant get it up without?
maybe you're gay and dont like mums. can you get it up for dads?

krazymofo
05-10-2012, 02:17 PM
I miss AI in the NBA.

eurobum
05-10-2012, 02:19 PM
I bang eurobums mom with sleeves on my diq


http://www.anvari.org/db/cols/The_Simpsons_Characters_Picture_Gallery/Nelson_Muntz.png

poppa?

Jameerthefear
05-10-2012, 02:31 PM
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa6/witchbrow/Decorated%20images/upinthisthread.gif

jaydacris
05-10-2012, 03:08 PM
http://espn.go.com/media/nba/2006/0319/photo/a_carter_268.jpg

OhNoTimNoSho
05-10-2012, 03:10 PM
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s56/CHARLIEBOWER/rvb%20stuff/leave%20britney%20alone%20guy/leave-britney-alone-guy.jpg
LEAVE ALLEN ALONE!

Kblaze8855
05-10-2012, 03:10 PM
blazy, that's too much info, man! you know i gotta watch my back!



Nah. My description could be like...38 people in the world.

eurobum
05-10-2012, 03:26 PM
OP is a mid 20s workout obsessed former semi pro ball playing Danish asian ive known for like 10 years.

Good man.

That said...AI isnt to blame.

more like semi-quasi pro if even that. 1st division here (one step under the national league) is probably like a mediocre/less than mediocre juco conference level wise. also played 2nd division, for which i don't even think i can make a fair comparison to anything. it's .......... not great.

i got mad love for AI, doe.

CelticBaller
05-10-2012, 03:28 PM
op is a phagot

airchibundo507
05-10-2012, 03:34 PM
http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2011/03/17/sports/photos_stories/carmelo_anthony--300x300.jpg

fckin hater man

DuMa
05-10-2012, 03:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ZNMF1.jpg

kNIOKAS
05-10-2012, 03:46 PM
^:durantunimpressed:



:lebronamazed: