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Hulk Hogan
06-03-2011, 10:03 PM
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/2011/images/06/03/maya-moore-t1.jpg

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

She could be the Game changer. The real chosen one, unlike Lefail(:facepalm .) She could be the one who opens the door to the NBA for females after dominating her scrubs mates for maybe one, two three years? Then moves on? :confusedshrug:

Watch Live: http://liveaccess.wnba.com/wnbala/launch.jsp

Minnesota LYNX @ Los Angeles Sparks (11pm EST)
Coverage starts @ 10pm EST on NBA TV

Kobe24Clutch
06-03-2011, 10:04 PM
WNBA :facepalm

Hulk Hogan
06-03-2011, 10:06 PM
WNBA :facepalm

Ever watched her play? She is NBA material.
She is legit.

NBA is full of flopping these days and touch fouls.
You can't even breathe on players like Wade!

She would dominate todays league.

Maya > Wade easily.

If soft guys like Dirk can dominate, how much more Maya? :bowdown: :bowdown:

asdf1990
06-03-2011, 10:07 PM
she can't be much softer than bosh, so she might have a chance in the NBA.

Hulk Hogan
06-03-2011, 10:08 PM
she can't be much softer than bosh, so she might have a chance in the NBA.

This. :cheers:

People forget how soft today's NBA is.

Kobe24Clutch
06-03-2011, 10:08 PM
Ever watched her play? She is NBA material.
She is legit.

NBA is full of flopping these days and touch fouls.
You can't even breathe on players like Wade!

She would dominate todays league.

Maya > Wade easily.

If soft guys like Dirk can dominate, how much more Maya? :bowdown: :bowdown:
True. :lol

kidachi
06-03-2011, 10:20 PM
Maya > Wade easily.



:oldlol: That's why you're the best Hulk.

LBJWADE
06-03-2011, 10:26 PM
First female with a contract with Jordan :pimp:

Between her and Skylar Diggins the WNBA may generate some interest. Not from me of course...

ace23
06-03-2011, 10:30 PM
:roll:

gmoney9
06-03-2011, 10:38 PM
I always find it funny how I've never ran into a female that casually watches/talks about the WNBA

Kobe24Clutch
06-03-2011, 10:39 PM
First female with a contract with Jordan :pimp:

Between her and Skylar Diggins the WNBA may generate some interest. Not from me of course...
:lol

kaiiu
06-03-2011, 10:41 PM
Maya is the truth. She got a legit game.

BTW Cappie Pondexter is the female Kobe

Hulk Hogan
06-03-2011, 10:46 PM
Maya is the truth. She got a legit game.

BTW Cappie Pondexter is the female Kobe

I like your posts, you are usually very knowledgeable.
But you're wrong on this one bro.

Burgz
06-03-2011, 10:46 PM
First female with a contract with Jordan :pimp:

Between her and Skylar Diggins the WNBA may generate some interest. Not from me of course...

i lol'd

Burgz
06-03-2011, 10:48 PM
kobe24clutch, you lose an avy bet or what? something doesn't add up

kaiiu
06-03-2011, 10:49 PM
I like your posts, you are usually very knowledgeable.
But you're wrong on this one bro.
IDK Maya has his scoring versatility but not the attitude. She more like a Melo to me. Talented but dont always take over when she needs to.

Pondexter on the other hand is just LIKE 02-07 kobe.


btw no homo

UtahJazzFan88
06-03-2011, 10:55 PM
Pretty sad that I'm actually turning the channel to NBA TV to watch it for a couple minutes, nothing on TV tonight for sports or anything.

FinishHim!
06-03-2011, 10:57 PM
Sorry, I have no interest in watching this. If she's any good, MAYBE on a day that i'm extremely bored i'll catch a youtube highlight. Nothing about the WNBA has excited me since Candace Parker's rookie season.

Kobe24Clutch
06-03-2011, 10:59 PM
kobe24clutch, you lose an avy bet or what? something doesn't add up
Nah I've always been a mavs fan.. my whole life actually.
Hehe

Hulk Hogan
06-03-2011, 11:06 PM
Maya vs Candace Parker!

RIGHT NOW!!!! http://liveaccess.wnba.com/wnbala/launch.jsp

Atleat its not a freethrow contest. :confusedshrug:

Kobe24Clutch
06-03-2011, 11:07 PM
IDK Maya has his scoring versatility but not the attitude. She more like a Melo to me. Talented but dont always take over when she needs to.

Pondexter on the other hand is just LIKE 02-07 kobe.


btw no homo
:lol

Hulk Hogan
06-03-2011, 11:13 PM
Maya first bucket in the WNBA a three! :bowdown: :bowdown:

Hulk Hogan
06-03-2011, 11:18 PM
Maya chucking already... 1-4. all threes, Kobe-like :(

jstern
06-03-2011, 11:22 PM
At 1st I thought that a Kobe reincarnated as a woman would be Hogan's dream, but then I thought that he would prefer the real thing. Kobe in the flesh.

Hulk Hogan
06-03-2011, 11:27 PM
At 1st I thought that a Kobe reincarnated as a woman would be Hogan's dream, but then I thought that he would prefer the real thing. Kobe in the flesh.

Maya needs 11pts to surpass Micheal Jordan's debut... U MAD? :oldlol:

Burgz
06-03-2011, 11:28 PM
Nah I've always been a mavs fan.. my whole life actually.
Hehe

ok then, more power to you i guess

kaiiu
06-03-2011, 11:29 PM
Maya needs 11pts to surpass Micheal Jordan's debut... U MAD? :oldlol:
:oldlol: :oldlol:

Hulk Hogan
06-03-2011, 11:34 PM
Maya more going off! Just needs 6 points to surpass Jordan on the All-Time debut scoring list :bowdown: :bowdown:

The Decision
06-03-2011, 11:37 PM
Maya more going off! Just needs 6 points to surpass Jordan on the All-Time debut scoring list :bowdown: :bowdown:

Maya > Jordan already? DAMN! This is a dark day for all Jordan fanboys :lol

Hulk Hogan
06-03-2011, 11:53 PM
Maya fcks up her fg% by throwing up a full court shot at the end of the half... :facepalm

Atleast she doesn't protect it like Lequit! :lol

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 12:15 AM
Maya just got hacked and got no call, refs pulling a kobe treatment ****ing faggits!

Mr. Jabbar
06-04-2011, 12:18 AM
If she gets D-wade treatment, no1 would touch her, its indeed feasible.

Mr. Jabbar
06-04-2011, 12:19 AM
Maya just got hacked and got no call, refs pulling a kobe treatment ****ing faggits!

About that, I've never seen a legend like kobe get so much hate from the refs like this season...It was shocking.

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 12:22 AM
About that, I've never seen a legend like kobe get so much hate from the refs like this season...It was shocking.

shit was un****ing believable...

Hittin_Shots
06-04-2011, 12:32 AM
So far she seems to shoot every time she can and has made one since I put it on... 1 of like 10, k maybe not 10

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 12:35 AM
So far she seems to shoot every time she can and has made one since I put it on... 1 of like 10

WTF? She has 15 points on 6 of 13 shooting (one of the shot being a full court heave)
Meaning she's shooting 50%.

Efficient, but shes isn't getting many touches or plays ran for her.

28renyoy
06-04-2011, 12:37 AM
WTF? She has 15 points on 6 of 13 shooting (one of the shot being a full court heave)
Meaning she's shooting 50%.

Efficient, but shes isn't getting many touches or plays ran for her.

No..I'm pretty sure 6-13 is 46~%

You don't discount half court misses

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 12:37 AM
****ing Sparks hitting threes like its Mavs vs Lakers! :facepalm :mad: :mad:

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 12:39 AM
No..I'm pretty sure 6-13 is 46~%

You don't discount half court misses

What was Durants FG% in the WCF?

Maya > Durant!! that's right...you mad? :oldlol:

28renyoy
06-04-2011, 12:40 AM
What was Durants FG% in the WCF?

Maya > Durant

Better than Kobe's career finals FG%

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 12:41 AM
Better than Kobe's career finals FG%

What was Durants??? oh wait he never been there! :roll:

jlauber
06-04-2011, 12:41 AM
The WNBA...like watching an average boys High School game...

28renyoy
06-04-2011, 12:42 AM
What was Durants??? oh wait he never been there! :roll:
:roll:

Durant is 22 and has to deal with Refbrook chucking his team out of games. Kobe was carried by Shaq.

kaiiu
06-04-2011, 12:43 AM
The WNBA...like watching an average boys High School game...
Wilt couldnt even sniff a WNBA roster if he played today :oldlol:

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 12:45 AM
:roll:

Durant is 22 and has to deal with Refbrook chucking his team out of games. Kobe was carried by Shaq.

Its not my fault he's weak minded and not a winner.
***** lacks the will and power plus leadership skills to put westbrook in his place.:oldlol:

Sorry brah, Kobe would have won a ship with that Thunder crew!

Rysio
06-04-2011, 12:45 AM
The WNBA...like watching an average boys High School game...
better than watching 60's garbage you watch. :rolleyes:

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 12:45 AM
Wilt couldnt even sniff a WNBA roster if he played today :oldlol:

So True. :lol

28renyoy
06-04-2011, 12:47 AM
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Its not my fault he's weak minded and not a winner.
***** lacks the will and power plus leadership skills to put westbrook in his place.:oldlol:

Sorry brah, Kobe would have won a ship with that Thunder crew!
:lol

yep, would have won a title with westbrook who shot sub 35%, harden who is a 6th man, and a bunch of players who can't score.

Durant averaged 29/8/3 on 58 TS% these playoffs. LOL @ Kobe being done

Hammertime
06-04-2011, 12:48 AM
Wilt couldnt even sniff a WNBA roster if he played today :oldlol:

If they resurrected Wilt right now, he'd go out there in a WNBA game and score off a tip off. He'd just freaking scoop it in. Then he'd put up a 30-30-30 triple-double. Then he'd make sweet, sweet love to all 23 ladies on the two rosters, put on a purple hat and drive a '69 Charger from the centre of the floor out the door. They'd take the front seats out so he could fit, and he'd sit in the back and drive that sh*t.

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 12:49 AM
Maya more clutch than Durant! Who would have thought! :oldlol:

Clutch 3 and Clutch 3 freethrows to tie the game! :bowdown: :bowdown:

kaiiu
06-04-2011, 12:51 AM
If they resurrected Wilt right now, he'd go out there in a WNBA game and score off a tip off. He'd just freaking scoop it in. Then he'd put up a 30-30-30 triple-double. Then he'd make sweet, sweet love to all 23 ladies on the two rosters, put on a purple hat and drive a '69 Charger from the centre of the floor out the door. They'd take the front seats out so he could fit, and he'd sit in the back and drive that sh*t.
he wouldnt do shit.

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 12:51 AM
Refs bailing out the sparks...:facepalm I should have known! :hammerhead:

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 12:53 AM
e
:lol

yep, would have won a title with westbrook who shot sub 35%, harden who is a 6th man, and a bunch of players who can't score.

Durant averaged 29/8/3 on 58 TS% these playoffs. LOL @ Kobe being done

PRIME Kobe averaged 40points against the mavs.
He would single handly destroy that team! :roll:

Westbrick won't be chucking on that team, Kobe would call out his ass in practice, media, bench, and on the court!

28renyoy
06-04-2011, 12:55 AM
PRIME Kobe averaged 40points against the mavs.
He would single handly destroy that team! :roll:

Westbrick won't be chucking on that team, Kobe would call out his ass in practice, media, bench, and on the court!

Kobe's career playoff numbers

25/5/5 54 TS%

Durant's career playoff numbers
28/8/3 56 TS%
:lol

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 12:58 AM
Kobe's career playoff numbers

25/5/5 54 TS%

Durant's career playoff numbers
28/8/3 56 TS%
:lol

Why don't you post his stats as a starter... Oh wait it trumps Durants? :roll: :roll: :roll:

kumquat
06-04-2011, 12:59 AM
she even bricks like kobe in the clutch. uncanny.

Wilt would be holding this every night and banging both teams after the game.

http://joshqpublic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Wilt.jpg

kaiiu
06-04-2011, 12:59 AM
since we are talking about Durant. I think Taurasi is the WNBA version of him. Just flat out get buckets and wet jumper. :applause:

kaiiu
06-04-2011, 01:00 AM
Wilt would be holding this every night and banging both teams after the game.

http://joshqpublic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Wilt.jpg
Show me proof on both.

28renyoy
06-04-2011, 01:00 AM
Why don't you post his stats as a starter... Oh wait it trumps Durants? :roll: :roll: :roll:

27/5/5 54 TS%

Yep it just destroys Durant's 28/8/3 56 TS% :lol

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 01:01 AM
Maya got hacked... WTF? Packer hits her on the hand!

****ING INCOMPETENT REFS! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 01:02 AM
27/5/5 54 TS%

Yep it just destroys Durant's 28/8/3 56 TS% :lol

Post their FG%, ******! :facepalm

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 01:03 AM
Candace Packer pulling a Durant at the freethrow line IN THE CLUTCH!! :roll: :roll: :roll:

28renyoy
06-04-2011, 01:03 AM
Post their FG%, ******! :facepalm

lol @ how mad you are

only an idiot uses FG%

Theoo's Daddy
06-04-2011, 01:05 AM
is she wearing jordans ? :wtf:

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 01:06 AM
lol @ how mad you are

only an idiot uses FG%
because it doesn't favor you? I have heard it all! :roll: :roll: :roll:

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 01:07 AM
is she wearing jordans ? :wtf:

nope, the new Kobes!

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 01:08 AM
Refs make the right call. Stop being incompetent!
It didn't touch her shoe, DAMMIT! :facepalm

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 01:09 AM
OMG? WTF? ****ING REFS? WTF?

GTFO!

I thought I seen it all! WNBA refs are more retarded than NBA refs!:facepalm
I can't believe stern has his hands on WNBA aswell! :hammerhead:

Theoo's Daddy
06-04-2011, 01:13 AM
nope, the new Kobes!

i just looked it up and it says she's signed to the jordans brand name.. she's a winner then :bowdown:



The UConn All-American signed onto Michael Jordan's exclusive brand this week. The announcement was big news for the Maya-happy media, and many outlets proclaimed her the first woman ever tapped for Michael Jordan's Nike brand.

http://counterkicks.com/2011/05/18/jordan-brand-signs-maya-moore-first-female-basketball-player-to-join-lineup/

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 01:13 AM
Great win for the refs of the WNBA. :applause:

kumquat
06-04-2011, 01:14 AM
Maya Moore.....that is one unclutch *****. Damn right she's the women's Kobe.

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 01:16 AM
Maya Moore.....that is one unclutch *****. Damn right she's the women's Kobe.

Oh look, haters are coming out the woodwork already. :rolleyes:

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 01:17 AM
i just looked it up and it says she's signed to the jordans brand name.. she's a winner then :bowdown:



http://counterkicks.com/2011/05/18/jordan-brand-signs-maya-moore-first-female-basketball-player-to-join-lineup/

She will be a Laker in 3 years. Kobe going to pass the torch to her! :bowdown: :bowdown:

therammingman
06-04-2011, 03:17 AM
i hate those "basketball is basketball" commercials.

If that was the case, then why not put some little league games on tv? womens bball is not bball.

ballup
06-04-2011, 03:37 AM
Wilt couldnt even sniff a WNBA roster if he played today :oldlol:
:roll: I hope you aren't serious

CelticBaller
06-04-2011, 09:40 AM
Wilt couldnt even sniff a WNBA roster if he played today :oldlol:
a long athletic 7'1 would destroy the wnba

Stuckey
06-04-2011, 09:43 AM
i hate those "basketball is basketball" commercials.

If that was the case, then why not put some little league games on tv? womens bball is not bball.

ahaha

it's sad these girls cant even dunk when they're black and tall as fvck

kaiiu
06-04-2011, 10:49 AM
a long athletic 7'1 would destroy the wnba
Wilt was just as ***** as them hoes

jlauber
06-04-2011, 10:50 AM
a long athletic 7'1 would destroy the wnba

Hell, he would destroy today's NBA.

kaiiu
06-04-2011, 10:51 AM
Hell, he would destroy today's NBA.
His peak would be Tyson Chandler. His overall career would be Ryan Hollins

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 11:18 AM
i hate those "basketball is basketball" commercials.

If that was the case, then why not put some little league games on tv? womens bball is not bball.

Here comes the racial faggits! :facepalm

kaiiu
06-04-2011, 11:21 AM
Here comes the racial faggits! :facepalm
:oldlol: :roll:

PistonsFan#21
06-04-2011, 12:15 PM
Here comes the racial faggits! :facepalm

So this girl scores 21pts playing agaisnt a bunch of ******* (literally) and she is considered something special?

:confusedshrug:

kaiiu
06-04-2011, 12:17 PM
So this girl scores 21pts playing agaisnt a bunch of ******* (literally) and she is considered something special?

:confusedshrug:
I heard she was Obama party and she was shitting on NBA superstars :lol

Calabis
06-04-2011, 12:21 PM
This. :cheers:

People forget how soft today's NBA is.

Yet u claim its harder today when defending u'r boy Bean:facepalm

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 12:21 PM
So this girl scores 21pts playing agaisnt a bunch of ******* (literally) and she is considered something special?

:confusedshrug:


I heard she was Obama party and she was shitting on NBA superstars :lol

This.

Again this is her first game on a really deep team.
Give her time, what did Jordan average in his rookie season?

I can see Maya topping that.
28 ppg, 5 assists, 5 rebs, 48% FG.

Hulk Hogan
06-04-2011, 12:23 PM
Yet u claim its harder today when defending u'r boy Bean:facepalm

Kobe doesn't get the referee love treatment.
They hate him, so its harder for him. They let his defenders hack and abuse him.

Guys like Wade gets breathed on and they're going to the line.
Its a shame!

Real Men Wear Green
06-04-2011, 06:50 PM
Kobe reincarnated as a FEMALE!!Only one problem: How will the OP ride her dick?

BlueandGold
06-04-2011, 06:56 PM
WNBA?

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g121/justinmc978/thread%20responses/207_not_sure_if_serious.jpg

Hulk Hogan
06-05-2011, 03:38 PM
Rematch of Friday against Candace parker right now

Maya about to get revenge!

I predict she drops 40! :bowdown: :bowdown:

Batz
06-05-2011, 03:53 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=188536



hahahaha... haha... ha... haaaaa....

Hulk Hogan
06-05-2011, 03:55 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=188536



hahahaha... haha... ha... haaaaa....

Atleast its better than watching wade's or durant's free throw contests.

Batz
06-05-2011, 03:57 PM
Atleast its better than watching wade's or durant's free throw contests.
I'd rather watch that. Add them on to the list!

Hulk Hogan
06-05-2011, 04:03 PM
I'd rather watch that. Add them on to the list!

I'm sorry sir. But you have obviously lost touch on reality.

Mr Know It All
06-05-2011, 04:08 PM
I would dominate the WNBA. No joke.

Hulk Hogan
06-05-2011, 04:11 PM
I would dominate the WNBA. No joke.
:oldlol: Son, please... Spare us your garbage!

Batz
06-05-2011, 04:45 PM
I'm sorry sir. But you have obviously lost touch on reality.
Says the man who hasn't breathed fresh air in forever.

SpecialQue
06-19-2011, 10:29 PM
Just checked, and this is still the GOAT thread.

FireDavidKahn
06-19-2011, 10:32 PM
Lynx are the best team in the WNBA right now

kaiiu
06-19-2011, 10:33 PM
Maya Moore would be a top 10 player in the NBA. What her WNBA averages?

FourthTenor
06-19-2011, 10:36 PM
she can't be much softer than bosh,

Or much more feminine.