What the **** should I do?

[EnoughSaid]

Ok, so this one girl that lives in my neighborhood, she says she wants to suck my dick. We went into the forest, and she showed me her tits, but then I wasn't sure because someone else knows and they can tell anyone. Then her parents text her and tell to come home so she does. She says she wants to do it, and tells me to tell her the time. We go to the same school, same bus and everything. She's got some nice tits, but she's like a little chubby and doesn't have an ugly face. True story though. WTF should I do?

[CelticBaller]

fvck that b*tch, at least you can brag to your virgin friends

[EnoughSaid]

fvck that b*tch, at least you can brag to your virgin friends

I don't want to have intercourse, just have the ***** blow me. I've already had a girl blow me and oh my does it feel good.

[DRoseOwnsACamry]

She sounds grimy. She probably has an STD. I mean, who just randomly comes up to someone and asks them to ****?

Oh and check your PM.

[Colin Cowherd]

did you give her the "o" face?

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/Colin-Cowherd-website.jpg

[Niytrus]

This is a problem?

[Crown&Coke]

do it

suck those titties too

if you are lucky she might suck it all the time.

when I was in H.S. this girl wouldn't let me have sex with her but she blew me all the time. Crazy thing was she asked if I wanted to put it in her butt...

[joe]

Just do it. If people start coming up to you like "Ohhh, I heard you messed with ________!" Just be like "from who? Yeah, people always wanna run their mouth but it's all good." If the people keep pressing you to answer, be like "well you already heard I did from someone behind my back so, what's there to talk about??" haha

[EnoughSaid]

She sounds grimy. She probably has an STD. I mean, who just randomly comes up to someone and asks them to ****?


She says she likes me, and that's why she wants to smd. Anyway, she's like the most innocent girl I know.

[joe]

She says she likes me, and that's why she wants to smd. Anyway, she's like the most innocent girl I know.

smd ='s shaking my dick. LOL

[EnoughSaid]

smd ='s shaking my dick. LOL

I thought it's sucking my dick?

[1987_Lakers]

Is the OP serious? Why is this even a question, let her do it.

[EnoughSaid]

Is the OP serious? Why is this even a question, let her do it.

I'm scared as shit though. What if her or my parents find out? :eek: :hammerhead:

[CelticBaller]

I'm scared as shit though. What if her or my parents find out? :eek: :hammerhead:
what are they going to do? shoot you?:oldlol:
don't be a ***** and do it

[Crown&Coke]

I'm scared as shit though. What if her or my parents find out? :eek: :hammerhead:

OMG DONT DO IT!!!

Just playing, just do it already.

and per ish, pics or GTFO

[ace23]

I'm scared as shit though. What if her or my parents find out? :eek: :hammerhead:
LMFAO

:facepalm

How would they find out anyway?

[Rysio]

I'm scared as shit though. What if her or my parents find out? :eek: :hammerhead:
lol wtf how old are you?

[EnoughSaid]

lol wtf how old are you?

16.

[DRoseOwnsACamry]

http://files.spicysauce.webnode.com/200000000-9dccb9ec7b/black_guy_eating_cereal.gif
:roll:

[irondarts]

http://files.spicysauce.webnode.com/200000000-9dccb9ec7b/black_guy_eating_cereal.gif
:oldlol: :oldlol:

[Dolphin]

"I don't want to have intercourse."

Great gimmick.:roll:

[baseketball4life]

uh bang her unless you're gay?

[Loneshot]

:roll:

[pauk]

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn130/Dakingii/alonzo.gif

[EnoughSaid]

Now the ***** is texting me. WHAT THE **** DID I GET MYSELF INTO?!

[ace23]

Now the ***** is texting me. WHAT THE **** DID I GET MYSELF INTO?!
Seriously, pics or gtfo.

[EnoughSaid]

Seriously, pics or gtfo.

I'll try ni99a.

[Done_And_Done]

http://files.spicysauce.webnode.com/200000000-9dccb9ec7b/black_guy_eating_cereal.gif

:roll:

Take the brains and move on with your life dude...

[Harion]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff182/jaodeballs/gtfo.png

[mcrd101]

I'm scared as shit though. What if her or my parents find out? :eek: :hammerhead:

this fear is usually overrated. i remember i had the same worry, then when my parents actually found out they just said "be safe, use condoms" and that was it.

[L.Kizzle]

Dude, go in the woods and get your dick sucked ... And you said she's chubby? Chubby chicks give the best head and hand jobs, real talk.

[code green]

Bookmark this thread and reread it 3 years from now...

[Lebowsky]

http://files.spicysauce.webnode.com/200000000-9dccb9ec7b/black_guy_eating_cereal.gif
:roll:

[Flagrant 2]

http://files.spicysauce.webnode.com/200000000-9dccb9ec7b/black_guy_eating_cereal.gif
:oldlol:

[Jasper]

Ok, so this one girl that lives in my neighborhood, she says she wants to suck my dick. We went into the forest, and she showed me her tits, but then I wasn't sure because someone else knows and they can tell anyone. Then her parents text her and tell to come home so she does. She says she wants to do it, and tells me to tell her the time. We go to the same school, same bus and everything. She's got some nice tits, but she's like a little chubby and doesn't have an ugly face. True story though. WTF should I do?
It's possible her mom called her home to practice ??

http://www.blog.inspiretech.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/olivia-munn-deep-throat-hotdog.gif

[L.Kizzle]

Real men worry about the consequences after the deed is dine son.

[LA_Showtime]

Ok, so this one girl that lives in my neighborhood, she says she wants to suck my dick. We went into the forest, and she showed me her tits, but then I wasn't sure because someone else knows and they can tell anyone. Then her parents text her and tell to come home so she does. She says she wants to do it, and tells me to tell her the time. We go to the same school, same bus and everything. She's got some nice tits, but she's like a little chubby and doesn't have an ugly face. True story though. WTF should I do?

Unless you have another prospect in mind, do it.

[LA_Showtime]

do it

suck those titties too

if you are lucky she might suck it all the time.

when I was in H.S. this girl wouldn't let me have sex with her but she blew me all the time. Crazy thing was she asked if I wanted to put it in her butt...

I dated a chick like that. Lemme guess, she wanted to save herself for marriage, right? I never got **** outta her though. Props to you.

[LA_Showtime]

Man, I'm only 2 years removed from high school and that shit's already got crazy. Not a single friend from high school would pass that up, and they sure wouldn't have not wanted sex.

You aren't thinking; follow your dick, not your conscious.

[Disaprine]

fvck that b*tch, at least you can brag to your virgin friends
this

[Gundress]

Dude, go in the woods and get your dick sucked ... And you said she's chubby? Chubby chicks give the best head and hand jobs, real talk.


What this n@gga said. It's true.

Hey Op......MAKE YOUR DICK PAY MFER!

[ROCSteady]

Feed her the tubesteak..hell, give her the ol cockmeat sandwich sonn

[widowmaker]

At least you got your dick sucked.:confusedshrug:
:oldlol:

[craigthomasb]

Epic thread! another ish classic

real talk, why the woods? sounds like shes a warewolfe or something? like shes gonna eat your head (no the other one...) she only suck dick in the woods? WTF?

end of the day, slags a slag, if shes gonna gobble you location isnt a priority

[EnoughSaid]

Epic thread! another ish classic

real talk, why the woods? sounds like shes a warewolfe or something? like shes gonna eat your head (no the other one...) she only suck dick in the woods? WTF?

end of the day, slags a slag, if shes gonna gobble you location isnt a priority

It was the closes private location.

[Ol Dirty Bastard]

Just let her rock the mic and move on my dude, you ain't got to marry the trick...nah'mean?

[L.Kizzle]

Just let her rock the mic and move on my dude, you ain't got to marry the trick...nah'mean?
Yeah, sound like you scared of psuuy? Bruh, you will regret every peace of ass you could have gotten latter in life, trust me, lol.

One day you just gonna be in your car driving from work and gonna think to yourself, "damn, I could've got some"

[Jackass18]

Ok, so this one girl that lives in my neighborhood, she says she wants to suck my dick. We went into the forest, and she showed me her tits, but then I wasn't sure because someone else knows and they can tell anyone. Then her parents text her and tell to come home so she does. She says she wants to do it, and tells me to tell her the time. We go to the same school, same bus and everything. She's got some nice tits, but she's like a little chubby and doesn't have an ugly face. True story though. WTF should I do?

Rape her
Kill her
Bury her in the forest
Nobody will find out

[B-Low]

In the forest tho? If you do it at least be a gentleman and lay out a picnic blanket so she doesn't get pine needles stuck in her knees.

At least that way if her parents find out they'll think you're marriage quality.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Use a condom! And go **** her!
At least you can show off to your virgin friends!

[Draz]

if her parents fight out your doing a good job, maybe her mom might want a blow.

[B-Low]

if her parents fight out your doing a good job, maybe her mom might want a blow.

Speaking of spaz out sex threads did that girl you f*cked ever end up being pregnant?

[StateProperty]

swear 60% of all teenagers see their first tits/get their first bj in the woods

[LA_Showtime]

swear 60% of all teenagers see their first tits/get their first bj in the woods

Or in their girlfriend's father's shed.

[Dolphin]

Or in their girlfriend's father's shed.

Or in the parent's bathroom of the dude who's throwing the party.....

[IcanzIIravor]

No, she drank Guinness with black pepper. That cleared that sitch up lickety-split

That was classic. :lol

As for OP, 16 and acting like this? Sheltered life or is she that much of a

http://www.cruisersafaris.com/images/trophy/blue-wildebeest-07.jpg

[lpublic_enemyl]

lol the parents finding out is a cover is she fat dude? just be honest

[JustinJDW]

Haha,

Girl: Hey, I want to suck your dick.
You: OMG WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO!!!11

Haha, for real though, just let her suck your dick. Why is this a problem...

[Draz]

@BLOW
no. Idk bro I haven't seen her really ever since it happened. We chilled for 3-4 more days but she says she isn't. It's been like two months I think so ... I gotta try seeing her to see for my own eyes I'm not tryna think about this though lol

[code green]

Haha,

Girl: Hey, I want to suck your dick.
You: OMG WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO!!!11

Haha, for real though, just let her suck your dick. Why is this a problem...

yuppppp.

[AlexanderRight]

This is a problem?

That's what I'm thinking. :confusedshrug:

[The Ownage]

Dude, go in the woods and get your dick sucked ... And you said she's chubby? Chubby chicks give the best head and hand jobs, real talk.


Real men worry about the consequences after the deed is dine son.


Thank god I'm not the only one believes in the first statement and has the traits of the second statement. :lol

Anyway just do it, you'll only get in trouble the more you worry/think about it.

[boozehound]

to be felated or not to be felated? That is the question.



and the answer is obvious.

[code green]

If you were my kid:
http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/10-son-i-am-disappoint.gif

[EnoughSaid]

This ***** texted me today telling to meet her at the same spot tomorrow. Bout to get it in! :cheers:

[L.Kizzle]

This ***** texted me today telling to meet her at the same spot tomorrow. Bout to get it in! :cheers:
We need pics cause you were scared earlier in the week.

[Dolphin]

This ***** texted me today telling to meet her at the same spot tomorrow. Bout to get it in! :cheers:

Tell her you want to wear a condom and then when you spunk in it, you want her to drink it.

Then as Kizzle said, take a pic of it.

[Sicknote]

Did she blow you?

[Legend of Josh]

Don't let her suck your dick man, whatever you do!:no:

You're just jelly bc you can't go in the forest and see middle school tits.

LOL, seriously though, that 'forest' line in the OP had me on the giggles.

[Crown&Coke]

I dated a chick like that. Lemme guess, she wanted to save herself for marriage, right? I never got **** outta her though. Props to you.

:roll:

nail on the head. she wanted to be "pure" or whatever. I didn't mind too much as she was pretty cool

[JMT]

Just come out now.

You could still become an NBA executive.

[Draz]

This ***** texted me today telling to meet her at the same spot tomorrow. Bout to get it in! :cheers:

This kid hasn't responded back.. maybe he's been kidnapped with his middle school girl and their taking her virginity while he watches..

[LA_Showtime]

:roll:

nail on the head. she wanted to be "pure" or whatever. I didn't mind too much as she was pretty cool

It's pretty sad. Newflash: giving me head whenever you want, including in your parent's bedroom, is not pure. Being known as a whore despite not giving it up is not a thing to strive for. :facepalm

[L.Kizzle]

What happened, you get blowed?

[EnoughSaid]

What happened, you get blowed?

Shiiiiiit. Forgot about my thread. Anyway, the ***** didn't blow me yet because she's making excuses. She said she got molested as a 11 year old and is scared. AAAAAHHHH. :mad:

[irondarts]

lol wtf

[pete's montreux]

Shiiiiiit. Forgot about my thread. Anyway, the ***** didn't blow me yet because she's making excuses. She said she got molested as a 11 year old and is scared. AAAAAHHHH. :mad:

it would be easier to get in her pants if that really happened

shes lying

[L.Kizzle]

Shiiiiiit. Forgot about my thread. Anyway, the ***** didn't blow me yet because she's making excuses. She said she got molested as a 11 year old and is scared. AAAAAHHHH. :mad:
She showed you her tits, she said she wanted to suck your dick in the forrest. And now she doesn't??

[step_back]

Shiiiiiit. Forgot about my thread. Anyway, the ***** didn't blow me yet because she's making excuses. She said she got molested as a 11 year old and is scared. AAAAAHHHH. :mad:

This thread has made me laugh out loud!:roll:

[ace23]

Shiiiiiit. Forgot about my thread. Anyway, the ***** didn't blow me yet because she's making excuses. She said she got molested as a 11 year old and is scared. AAAAAHHHH. :mad:
You're obviously lying.

And still no pics. BS thread.

[CelticBaller]

Shiiiiiit. Forgot about my thread. Anyway, the ***** didn't blow me yet because she's making excuses. She said she got molested as a 11 year old and is scared. AAAAAHHHH. :mad:
she wanted you to slap that her no duh

[EnoughSaid]

You're obviously lying.

And still no pics. BS thread.

If I'm lying, wouldn't I just say that she did it and get on with it while making myself look good? No, I'm not lying.

[ace23]

If I'm lying, wouldn't I just say that she did it and get on with it while making myself look good? No, I'm not lying.
Who cares about "looking" good if nobody "sees" you? (Still no pics)

[EnoughSaid]

She did it. But she had her lips out so it gave me a bruise on my dick with her teeth. :lol

[L.Kizzle]

She did it. But she had her lips out so it gave me a bruise on my dick with her teeth. :lol
You are officially a man now, also go get that bruise checked out. It may be something else.

[Lebowsky]

You are officially a man now, also go get that bruise checked out. It may be something else.
:oldlol:

[kaiiu]

pics of the bitch?

[EnoughSaid]

You are officially a man now, also go get that bruise checked out. It may be something else.

Nope. Just a little bruise from her teeth. It's going away anyway and doesn't hurt anymore. And it appeared right after she did it.

[Draz]

Nope. Just a little bruise from her teeth. It's going away anyway and doesn't hurt anymore. And it appeared right after she did it.

Did her newly born baby teeth jag your cack? :roll:. I'm proud of you.

[PowerGlove]

She did it. But she had her lips out so it gave me a bruise on my dick with her teeth. :lol

Damn, send her a how to link over facebook or something, that sounds like some horrible head.

[Cone]

Did her newly born baby teeth jag your cack? :roll:. I'm proud of you.

Is your baby born yet? We havent heard since

[PowerGlove]

Is your baby born yet? We havent heard since

:lol :lol

Hurts.

Yeah Draz, what the hell happened after all that drama?

[Kobe24Clutch]

:applause: Did you suck on them tits? :lol

[L.Kizzle]

:applause: Did you suck on them tits? :lol
Did u fanga tha ho?

[Whatfoul?]

Did u fanga tha ho?



http://www.poster.net/south-park/south-park-south-park-9904881.jpg

[L.Kizzle]

She swallow again?

[LA_Showtime]

Can only assume by this thread that it was your first time

[AirTupac]

bump

[ace23]

Bump

[Pushxx]

Quality bump.