man wtf is wrong with Greg Oden? his life is an epic fail right now...

[doinitbig06]

if u thought the story of Dwight Howard seducing a stripper was bad...

this guy Greg Oden stays in the news for all the wrong reasons

i am not going to post or even mention what he did, but he is probably gonna have trouble getting past this one, he will at least be the butt of ALOT of jokes for YEARS to come, especially when he return to play basketball

no homo

[rapsfan3]

Yeah man Greg Oden dun ****ed up I seen what he did. What is wrong with him? ***** must be homo thats all I can think of. Like woooww

[CLE[216]]

So you guys looked at his dic pics?

[FrenchDude]

What?:wtf:

[bagelred]

So no one is going to tell us what he actually did? There's no stories about it......

[doinitbig06]

']So you guys looked at his dic pics?

only you, bruh, only you

[sixerfan82]

So no one is going to tell us what he actually did? There's no stories about it......

^this...

[Real Men Wear Green]

Oden apparently, um, "exposed himself." Young men often do foolish things, and the unfortunate Mr. Oden, probably charged with hormones, sexted himself to some girl that didn't feel compelled to keep secrets. And that's that. Please don't post or link to the pic in the NBA forum.

[HylianNightmare]

meh it'll die down, he can't play so what else is he supposed to be doing?

[sixerfan82]

meh it'll die down, he can't play so what else is he supposed to be doing?

apparently breeding

[bagelred]

He's not the first celebrity to get caught with his pants down. No big deal.....

[spursrule]

"pants On The Ground Pants On The Ground
Lookin Like A Fool Witch Your Pants On The Ground"

[Real Men Wear Green]

"pants On The Ground Pants On The Ground
Lookin Like A Fool Witch Your Pants On The Ground"
OK, that was awesome.

[doinitbig06]

"pants On The Ground Pants On The Ground
Lookin Like A Fool Witch Your Pants On The Ground"

lol

[MeloMike]

SMH. Major f*ck up on Oden's part.

[lakerfreak]

The guy is so ugly lol. Poor girl.

[InspiredLebowski]

It's not a big deal at all. In a month, if even that long, no one will be saying anything about it.

Besides,
http://big-nasty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Oden-e1264487773903-292x300.jpg

[doinitbig06]

It's not a big deal at all. In a month, if even that long, no one will be saying anything about it.

Besides,
http://big-nasty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Oden-e1264487773903-292x300.jpg

lol good point

Greg is accomplishing something that 95% of the posters here never have and never will

[Kingsfans818]

http://nballin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/oden-dance.jpg

[Kingsfans818]

pretty stupid idea lol

[jaydacris]

thread is useless without pics

sry someone had to say it

[DuMa]

:oldlol: oden is such a pimp

[lpublic_enemyl]

:oldlol: oden is such a pimp
idiot, lol "it's hard out here 4 a pimp:pimp: "

[kumquat]

Greg was just taking some pics to show us how his knee is improving.

Nothing to see here folks move along.

[J-Futuristic]

Lmao that ***** sold Greg out, what a lame.

[OhNoTimNoSho]

It's not a big deal at all. In a month, if even that long, no one will be saying anything about it.

Besides,
http://big-nasty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Oden-e1264487773903-292x300.jpg
lol check out what it says on the shirt

[Rafael Delaget]

lol check out what it says on the shirt

That had me rollin :roll: . And I love how the girl is right at eye level with it. Greg's like "Give me a hug" and all she sees is "Long story short, I fu*ked her". :lol

[oh the horror]

Oden is quickly learning that as a celeb now...You just cant trust these fu*king broads out there.

[Underballer]

his is huge :rockon:

[artex]

his is huge :rockon:

...

[FCN]

How is this any worse than what Dwight allegedly did (http://technorati.com/sports/article/porn-star-mary-carey-says-dwight/)

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4iiyRv_NrQ&feature=related

[LAClipsFan33]

How is this any worse than what Dwight allegedly did (http://technorati.com/sports/article/porn-star-mary-carey-says-dwight/)

Tragedy. C'mon Son !!!

[Styles p]

How is this any worse than what Dwight allegedly did (http://technorati.com/sports/article/porn-star-mary-carey-says-dwight/)

jason smith from the 6ers made out with her and said he was a fan of her movies.

[LAClipsFan33]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4iiyRv_NrQ&feature=related
:oldlol:

[oh the horror]

How is this any worse than what Dwight allegedly did (http://technorati.com/sports/article/porn-star-mary-carey-says-dwight/)


One clearly has pictures, and the other is on the word of a drugged up porn broad?

[Andrei89]

One clearly has pictures, and the other is on the word of a drugged up porn broad?

+1. If he would have dropped his pants down that wh0re would have banged him for 7 straight hours. My guess is she dropped her pants and he was like ""GTFO out of here, i had enough ***** today"

[Mr Clutch Melo]

his is huge :rockon:

:wtf: that was kinda gay

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/greg_oden_bill_walton.jpg

[Blue&Orange]

How is this any worse than what Dwight allegedly did (http://technorati.com/sports/article/porn-star-mary-carey-says-dwight/)
:roll: This thread is full of fail
Is Dwight already broke? He doesn't have money to hire her? :wtf:

I googled for Chris Kirkpatrick and i understand now why Dwight's game is off, if some crappy pornstar chose that que*r over me i would be affected also :oldlol:


About Oden... no comments :confusedshrug:

[doinitbig06]

How is this any worse than what Dwight allegedly did (http://technorati.com/sports/article/porn-star-mary-carey-says-dwight/)

how is it any worse? umm.. maybe becuz there arent SELF TAKEN PICTURES of PEN!S headlining any websites, these photos will never die

most of yall dudes is straight up homosexual man i could never look at let alone judge another man's manhood

[Yaosonegoodear]

LMAO, if there are any homos in the NBA, they are gonna looooove Greg Oden from now on.

[Andrei89]

most of yall dudes is straight up homosexual man i could never look at let alone judge another man's manhood


I seriously ran that over and over in my head and can't figure out what that sentence means

you made me curious. as you were saying?

[U got Served]

Damn Oden, you fuc ked up this time. What was he thinking?

[Myth]

The comments and texts coming into the Portland radio stations are hilarious.

Greg Oden, Rise With Us

:roll:

[purple32gold]

poor kid...just cant catch a break. just bored cause he cant play ball and tryna get some easy poontang and the slut backstabbed him

[doinitbig06]

I seriously ran that over and over in my head and can't figure out what that sentence means

you made me curious. as you were saying?

:wtf:
where is the confusion? let me break it down for u 4th grader..

Most of ya'll (you all) dudes (boys or men) are straight up homosexual. Man, I could never look at, let alone judge, another man's manhood (pen!s).

Clear?

[Hotlantadude81]

if u thought the story of Dwight Howard seducing a stripper was bad...

this guy Greg Oden stays in the news for all the wrong reasons

i am not going to post or even mention what he did, but he is probably gonna have trouble getting past this one, he will at least be the butt of ALOT of jokes for YEARS to come, especially when he return to play basketball

no homo

His life is an epic fail? How many million do you have in the bank?

[Samurai Swoosh]

How is this any worse than what Dwight allegedly did (http://technorati.com/sports/article/porn-star-mary-carey-says-dwight/)
SUPER thirsty ...

Man Dwight Howard is so corny.

[artex]

http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/greg_oden_bill_walton.jpg

DOWN IN FRONT WALTON

itd be funny if greg sent this pic to the girl, with walton on it

[doinitbig06]

His life is an epic fail? How many million do you have in the bank?

i dont give a F*CK about that man's bank account, is that how u evaluate success?

id rather be a broke, regular n!gga than a rich, constantly injured, never-lived-up-to-expectation, unsuccessful athlete, money does not make the man u naive child...

[Hotlantadude81]

i dont give a F*CK about that man's bank account, is that how u evaluate success?

id rather be a broke, regular n!gga than a rich, constantly injured, never-lived-up-to-expectation, unsuccessful athlete, money does not make the man u naive child...

Stop saying things that you don't even believe yourself. Spitting out bullshyt cliche lines doesn't make you anymore believable.

[artex]

i dont give a F*CK about that man's bank account, is that how u evaluate success?

id rather be a broke, regular n!gga than a rich, constantly injured, never-lived-up-to-expectation, unsuccessful athlete, money does not make the man u naive child...

i agree, broke regular n!ggaz are the most successful

[doinitbig06]

Stop saying things that you don't even believe yourself. Spitting out bullshyt cliche lines doesn't make you anymore believable.

:roll:
just because YOU dont have any set of values or standard or any fathom of true manhood and character....
i dont give a f*ck if u believe me or not i know im the truth so if u dont like it go to hell

literally

[TitaniumCranium]

Stop saying things that you don't even believe yourself. Spitting out bullshyt cliche lines doesn't make you anymore believable.

isnt being rich and famous cliche :lol

[Beebo]

LOL wow, how embarassing.

At least he could go into the porn industry if he turns out to be a bust in the NBA.

[El Seano]

:wtf:
where is the confusion? let me break it down for u 4th grader..

Most of ya'll (you all) dudes (boys or men) are straight up homosexual. Man, I could never look at, let alone judge, another man's manhood (pen!s).

Clear?

You were one of those dude's that was terrified of the showers at the gym right? You just like sprint through them wearing a turtleneck and ten pairs of levi's going

"Y'ALL IS HOMO'S MAYNE. OMG A *****!!! OH THE HUMANITY!"

[SleepyCorpse]

does this affect Oden's stay in portland at all? trade deadline is coming up , maybe they trade him?

[Samurai Swoosh]

Honestly ... whats the big deal about this Greg Oden thing?

[Real Men Wear Green]

does this affect Oden's stay in portland at all? trade deadline is coming up , maybe they trade him?
No. If the Doctor's evaluations of him say he can't be the player he should be, you consider trading him. But this? Honestly, if I was his coach I'd tape a picture of this up in the locker room, let everyone laugh at him, and then move on. Because if you still believe he can be a great big then this is really just an embarrassing story that doesn't even merit a fine.

[purple32gold]

You were one of those dude's that was terrified of the showers at the gym right? You just like sprint through them wearing a turtleneck and ten pairs of levi's going

"Y'ALL IS HOMO'S MAYNE. OMG A *****!!! OH THE HUMANITY!"
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :applause: :applause:
if ur secure in urself and ur preferences then there shouldn't be a problem. now on the other hand...if u click a link with the pics and notice any unexpected movement down there then maybe it might be time to evaluate urself

[OhNoTimNoSho]

i dont give a F*CK about that man's bank account, is that how u evaluate success?

id rather be a broke, regular n!gga than a rich, constantly injured, never-lived-up-to-expectation, unsuccessful athlete, money does not make the man u naive child...
lol the man accomplished more by the age of 21 then you will your whole life.

[Andrei89]

DoInitbig tnx for explanation. English is not my native language:D




i dont give a F*CK about that man's bank account, is that how u evaluate success?

id rather be a broke, regular n!gga than a rich, constantly injured, never-lived-up-to-expectation, unsuccessful athlete, money does not make the man u naive child...

lol u mad?

[TitaniumCranium]

DoInitbig tnx for explanation. English is not my native language:D





lol u mad?

oh english is not your native language. that explains the excessive use of the "u mad" phrase. gotcha

[DukeDelonte13]

oh english is not your native language. that explains the excessive use of the "u mad" phrase. gotcha


man u just set yourself up :oldlol:

[TitaniumCranium]

man u just set yourself up :oldlol:

for what?

u mad?

[DukeDelonte13]

for what?

u mad?
a "u mad?" of course.

[DukeDelonte13]

ahhh you got me!

[artex]

ahahaha

[sergiorodriguez]

No. If the Doctor's evaluations of him say he can't be the player he should be, you consider trading him. But this? Honestly, if I was his coach I'd tape a picture of this up in the locker room, let everyone laugh at him, and then move on. Because if you still believe he can be a great big then this is really just an embarrassing story that doesn't even merit a fine.
:hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead:

Do you think the guys in the locker room haven't seen Oden's junk already?

[thejusman1]

Sometimes I wish we could go back in time to when the internet didn't exist and things like this weren't known to the public...

[RoseCity07]

How is anyone going to mention this story to their friends with out coming off as slightly homo?

Anyway, lol at the "Rise with us" being used in headlines.

[Andrei89]

yeh i also want to go back to the time there was no internetz and there weren't any people getting mad over a few sentences, and there also weren't people playing e-thug on basketball forums.

[Real Men Wear Green]

:hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead:

Do you think the guys in the locker room haven't seen Oden's junk already?
With him snapping a photo of himself like that? No, probably not. There's a difference, whether or not you can detect it.

[bagelred]

Can someone photoshop a picture of Oden with a small headshot of David Stern over his crotch?

And everyone....geez, lighten up....tons of celebrities have naked pictures out there on the internets. Their careers continue, not that big a deal......calm down.

[strifed169]

for what?

u mad?

lol

[spursrule]

lol
God damn Oden

I got "pants on the ground" really stuck in my head today now. :oldlol:

[Beebo]

http://bit.ly/8YAtzq

:roll:

[RoseCity07]

from RealGM


stopnpop wrote:


I don't think u can look at the leaked pics and then post this guy up, his defense is going to be insane.

Somewhere Richard Jefferson is on the internet, smiling, and trying to convince Popovich that he should play centre next season when the Spurs meet the Trailblazers.

[Wordup]

from RealGM

What the hell has RJ got to do with it?

[RoseCity07]

What the hell has RJ got to do with it?

You really don't know do you?

[Wordup]

No. Why don't you tell me...

[El Seano]

http://bit.ly/8YAtzq

:roll:

Oh my days, that is just amazing. :roll: :roll:

[Myth]

OP says Oden's life is an epic fail, but from the way I heard the picture described, he is set for an epic win.

[El Seano]

OP says Oden's life is an epic fail, but from the way I heard the picture described, he is set for an epic win.

Exactly, the guy is well hung, rich and a celebrity. I'm pretty sure every dude who ever posted here would take that most days of the week.

[TitaniumCranium]

Exactly, the guy is well hung, rich and a celebrity. I'm pretty sure every dude who ever posted here would take that most days of the week.

http://i.imgur.com/XD033.jpg

[Rekindled]

Well, you cant teach length.

[FCN]

No. Why don't you tell me...


RJ likes to suck big *****

[AznTacoLover]

Uh Huh, Oh Sh*t Oden :oldlol:

[TitaniumCranium]

Well, you cant teach length.
:applause:

/thread

[jbot]

What the hell has RJ got to do with it?
he's supposed to be a closet homo.

[Wordup]

RJ likes to suck big *****

Do you have evidence to back up that claim?

[El Seano]

http://i.imgur.com/XD033.jpg

You must watch porn like covering the dude up with your hand and crying hysterically.

[Wordup]

he's supposed to be a closet homo.

Says who?

[Wordup]

http://i.imgur.com/XD033.jpg

You're a dumbass.

[FCN]

Do you have evidence to back up that claim?

No, but it's a well known rumor/joke.

[Wordup]

No, but it's a well known rumor/joke.

Why, because of the way he talks?

If so that's nothing but weaksauce.

Pathetic.

[jbot]

Says who?
i don't remember exactly why but there was a post about it here a while back. i also didn't say i believed it though.

[Jasper]

Does this mean Greg will be joining Tiger in Miss. for some counseling ? :D

[El Seano]

Man walks into a bar, goes up orders a drink.

"Whatsa matter buddy? Ya look a little down" Says the bartender.
"Ah man my wife's been cheatin' on me" The guy says moodily.
"No kiddin'! Who was the guy?!" The Bartender enquires.
"Greg Oden" Says the guy.
"How'd you know?" Says the Bartender?
"There was crutches on the lawn and we need a new roof" The guy says.

[G-train]

The R-Jeff gay rumour has been going around since his college days. Just due to his speech and effiminate movements. But he is clear.

[Wordup]

The R-Jeff gay rumour has been going around since his college days. Just due to his speech and effiminate movements. But he is clear.

Since when was talking proper English considered being homosexual?

What effiminate movements?

It's ignorant stuff like this that I hate.

[Da KO King]

Man walks into a bar, goes up orders a drink.

"Whatsa matter buddy? Ya look a little down" Says the bartender.
"Ah man my wife's been cheatin' on me" The guy says moodily.
"No kiddin'! Who was the guy?!" The Bartender enquires.
"Greg Oden" Says the guy.
"How'd you know?" Says the Bartender?
"There was crutches on the lawn and we need a new roof" The guy says.
:roll: Bra-f'n-vo

[G-train]

Since when was talking proper English considered being homosexual?

What effiminate movements?

It's ignorant stuff like this that I hate.

Just reporting the facts holmes. I couldn't care less.

[Myth]

Man walks into a bar, goes up orders a drink.

"Whatsa matter buddy? Ya look a little down" Says the bartender.
"Ah man my wife's been cheatin' on me" The guy says moodily.
"No kiddin'! Who was the guy?!" The Bartender enquires.
"Greg Oden" Says the guy.
"How'd you know?" Says the Bartender?
"There was crutches on the lawn and we need a new roof" The guy says.

You forgot about the part where her ****** is torn to f*cking shreads!!!


Anyway, Oden just spoke on the radio here in Portland. He said a lot of things you'd expect. He's sorry, embarrassed, etc. He didn't want to go into details about whether he knows who posted it and such, so it really came across as he remembers who he sent the photos to and didn't want to talk about it on the radio. Also, the pic is apparently from a year and a half ago.

[Myth]

Greg is talking on another radio show now. He said it was a year and a half ago and claimed "I have grown since then." :roll:

[kumquat]

http://bit.ly/8YAtzq

:roll:

They got the "T" in the right place

[spursdynasty420]

Since when was talking proper English considered being homosexual?

What effiminate movements?

It's ignorant stuff like this that I hate.

richard jefferson and the way he talks isnt the whole thing. when he came to SA I was skeptical of letting a homo on the team. I was right. He doesnt ever drive to teh ****ing basket he plays like a SCARED BITCH. he never plays with his all makes me sick I want captain jack. somebody needs to let this piece of **** closet homo know that spurs didnt add him because they needed a player who would just shoot the ball midrange and play like a bitch

[Underballer]

:wtf: that was kinda gay
lol..... :oldlol:

[El Seano]

richard jefferson and the way he talks isnt the whole thing. when he came to SA I was skeptical of letting a homo on the team. I was right. He doesnt ever drive to teh ****ing basket he plays like a SCARED BITCH. he never plays with his all makes me sick I want captain jack. somebody needs to let this piece of **** closet homo know that spurs didnt add him because they needed a player who would just shoot the ball midrange and play like a bitch

You seen the size of most centers in this league? If not there's a pic floating around the net now...You'd be just as scared to take it to the hole.

I've ran out of double entendres, so now I'm just going to settle for saying you'd be taking a 40 footer like you had a buttplug in if you were Richard Jefferson.

[DTD]

Blazers C Greg Oden apologizes for nude photos



PORTLAND, Ore. (AP)—Portland Trail Blazers center Greg Oden(notes) is apologizing for nude photos that have surfaced on the internet.

Oden says the pictures, taken with his cell phone and sent to a former girlfriend, were taken about 1 1/2 years ago. A friend told the 21-year-old Tuesday morning that the pictures were making the rounds on the internet.

“I would like to apologize to everybody: Portland, the fans, the organization,” Oden told reporters at the Blazers practice facility. “It was very embarrassing.”

[DTD]

Greg is talking on another radio show now. He said it was a year and a half ago and claimed "I have grown since then." :roll:

:oldlol:

[Killer_Instinct]

I saw the pictures.

And I wasn't impressed.

No homo.

[D-Rose]

Gross. I think George Hill posed nude for some mag last year also? It'll die down soon enough.

[Take Your Lumps]

if u thought the story of Dwight Howard seducing a stripper was bad...

this guy Greg Oden stays in the news for all the wrong reasons

i am not going to post or even mention what he did, but he is probably gonna have trouble getting past this one, he will at least be the butt of ALOT of jokes for YEARS to come, especially when he return to play basketball

no homo

i guess mediatakeout.com isn't hiring?

[John Smith]

Well, you cant teach length.

women love girth. They'd rather have a 3inch fatty than a 12 inch needle .

[phoenix18]

women love girth. They'd rather have a 3inch fatty than a 12 inch needle .

No.

You exaggerated way too much there.

[John Smith]

No.

You exaggerated way too much there.

what?

[Tool]

women love girth. They'd rather have a 3inch fatty than a 12 inch needle .

You act like you've banged every women there is on earth, how the hell do you know what women love. Just for saying that fact its obvious you dont know because if you knew the slightest thing about women its each of them are different and hell some like 10 inches and others don't whats it matter? You caught in the middle?

[doinitbig06]

i guess mediatakeout.com isn't hiring?

na but u can come work for me, be my secretary

no homo