Wilt Chamberlain was actually a short, fat midget with no coordination

[insidehoops]

He could barely make an open layup.

He could barely even tie his shoes

I think he was actually functionally retarded, and legally blind

I'm also not sure he even existed. Might just be made-up

Jeff

[artificial]

so he's not my dad?

[insidehoops]

so he's not my dad?
There's only a 5%, maybe 7% at the most chance he's your dad

Jeff

[D-Rose]

Somebody ban this troll, insulting Wilt like this.

[beasted86]

Did someone hack this guys account?

[Interminator]

Did someone hack this guys account?
Nah he's just joking.

[Biddy77]

He could barely make an open layup.

He could barely even tie his shoes

I think he was actually functionally retarded, and legally blind

I'm also not sure he even existed. Might just be made-up

Jeff

exactly.

here's a non-airbrushed pic. wilt is on the right.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_oyICLbJBrzA/SIsHhtKnCYI/AAAAAAAAAEM/gUag5onebvA/s400/Midget_Basketball.jpg

[32jazz]

He could barely make an open layup.

He could barely even tie his shoes

I think he was actually functionally retarded, and legally blind

I'm also not sure he even existed. Might just be made-up

Jeff

No one even played this game before 1980,according to some ISH posters, did they?:confusedshrug:

I think this guy MUST be a myth since knuckleheads on the ISH have never seen him play & allegedly virtually outplayed Kareem in every statistical category head to head ,(but scoring) past his prime & on a bum knee.

Thanks for pointing out the ridiculousness.

[Blue_Dog45]

wut

lol

[DonDadda59]

Considering that Wilt had so many alleged love affairs, do you guys think it's possible that many of his illegitimate children are playing in the NBA right now?

http://www.blackhistory4ever.com/bh2_Wilt_Chamberlain.jpg

http://beat.bodoglife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/lebron-james-cavaliers.jpg

Anybody see a resemblence?

[Biddy77]

Considering that Wilt had so many alleged love affairs, do you guys think it's possible that many of his illegitimate children are playing in the NBA right now?

http://www.blackhistory4ever.com/bh2_Wilt_Chamberlain.jpg

Anybody see a resemblence?

or... how about comparing wilt and this guy? see it?

http://www.nike.com/nikebasketball/emea/assets/images/family/nba/players/profile/chris_andersen.jpg

[32jazz]

Considering that Wilt had so many alleged love affairs, do you guys think it's possible that many of his illegitimate children are playing in the NBA right now?

http://www.blackhistory4ever.com/bh2_Wilt_Chamberlain.jpg

http://beat.bodoglife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/lebron-james-cavaliers.jpg

Anybody see a resemblence?

Seriously if anyone has a photo of Dwight Howard he does remind me a bit of young Wilt.

[InspiredLebowski]

This is why trolls are so common place at ISH, even the owner is one.

[Biddy77]

WARNING: DO NOT ENJOY THIS THREAD!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RnZheVYBZWo/Sbqerk19EcI/AAAAAAAAEt0/H1Gl5YE0lvc/s400/IMG_5659.jpg

[KRAYZIE]

Fact:

Wilt once opened a can of whoop ass on a Mountain lion. Poor thing never stood a chance.

[Biddy77]

here's wilt owning kareem (before kareem lost his Sasha Vujacic hair)...

http://bp0.blogger.com/_OeOS-PMMR8U/R9bM9tJ6pVI/AAAAAAAAAIc/WHbwCJCYXBM/s320/bombaata.jpg

[Mdog1]

Does anyone think that Chuck Norris could be Wilts son?

[gts]

Does anyone think that Chuck Norris could be Wilts son?yes, it's also a fact he is the father of the jackson 5, he tried to start his own league

[Mdog1]

yes, it's also a fact he is the father of the jackson 5, he tried to start his own league
LMAO all NBA players should breed with the WNBA players and just have "super" kids to play in the NBA for us.

[Psileas]

Wilt Chamberlain was actually a short, fat midget with no coordination

And rail-thin. All at the same time.

[MMM]

Fact:

Wilt once opened a can of whoop ass on a Mountain lion. Poor thing never stood a chance.

"that was a weak era for Mountain Lions"

[Biddy77]

"that was a weak era for Mountain Lions"

exactly.

mountain lions also played in the illegal defense era. they didn't face constant double and triple teams like kobe, whose teammates are forced to


take




long





jumpshots.

[KRAYZIE]

"that was a weak era for Mountain Lions"
Ha! Good one.:D

[catzhernandez]

This is why trolls are so common place at ISH, even the owner is one.
Basically.

[Al Thornton]

https://www.msu.edu/%7Eritchieh/historical/wiltchamberlain_schoemaker.jpg

Wow you were right. I looked it up. He's also white.

[KRAYZIE]

https://www.msu.edu/%7Eritchieh/historical/wiltchamberlain_schoemaker.jpg

Wow you were right. I looked it up. He's also white.
7 foot my ass. Dude looks no taller than 5'2".

[DonDadda59]

LMAO all NBA players should breed with the WNBA players and just have "super" kids to play in the NBA for us.

NBA franchise made up of superhumans in the works. Now whether they'll be attractive or not, eh 50-50...

http://tashhunc.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/parkerwilliamsportrait_627.jpg

[Biddy77]

NBA franchise made up of superhumans in the works. Now whether they'll be attractive or not, eh 50-50...

http://tashhunc.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/parkerwilliamsportrait_627.jpg

that pic makes me want to cry.

it's a damn shame that that woman's kids are going to come out looking like this:

http://images.vinylpulse.com/vp_pics/jled/hammerhead/protom/hammerhead_logo_b.jpg

[gts]

7 foot my ass. Dude looks no taller than 5'2".bill shoemaker the jockey..actually 4'11 90 lbs

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?

Wilt was clearly Seven Feet One Inchez. This was written down and there's no reason for it not to be true! There were seven footers back then

Also even though he'z not as powerful as Shaq he'z still a great athlete. Why are all of you guyz polluting the board with so many lies? Stop it! Jusss stoppp itttt

[DonDadda59]

IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?

Wilt was clearly Seven Feet One Inchez. This was written down and there's no reason for it not to be true! There were seven footers back then

Also even though he'z not as powerful as Shaq he'z still a great athlete. Why are all of you guyz polluting the board with so many lies? Stop it! Jusss stoppp itttt


http://talkingheadtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/leave-britney-alone-guy.jpg
LEAVE WILT ALONE!

[KRAYZIE]

bill shoemaker the jockey..actually 4'11 90 lbs
Ehh...close enough.:D

[intros]

He could barely make an open layup.

He could barely even tie his shoes

I think he was actually functionally retarded, and legally blind

I'm also not sure he even existed. Might just be made-up

Jeff


Idiot. Wilt may not put up the same numbers in todays game what with larger centers and a slower pace, but to call him a scrub is just completely foolish, or plain trolling. Which is it.

[KRAYZIE]

^^:oldlol: :roll:

[momo]

:roll: :cheers: :roll:

And sasha is actually Urkel
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r132/b_lew/AlphaUrkel.jpg

[Auka]

He is a myth, often told as a bed time story told to little kids.

[snipes12]

kobe looks more like wilt

[Juges8932]

Some people suck at understanding sarcasm, haha.

[CavaliersFTW]

:roll: the old Wilt trolls from a few years ago even got to Jeff :oldlol:

[215Philly]

60's Nate Robinson :sleeping

[IncarceratedBob]

https://www.msu.edu/%7Eritchieh/historical/wiltchamberlain_schoemaker.jpg

Wow you were right. I looked it up. He's also white.
The white dude in the picture is Sam Samsonite, he's 6'7"

[CavaliersFTW]

The white dude in the picture is Sam Samsonite, he's 6'7"
:no: 6-6, he's from the 60's. That's max height for 60's players/humans

[absalom]

He could barely make an open layup.

He could barely even tie his shoes

I think he was actually functionally retarded, and legally blind

I'm also not sure he even existed. Might just be made-up

Jeff

Emperor Jeff could have given any trolls here a run for their money. :bowdown: