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RainierBeachPoet
09-19-2006, 08:09 AM
write a haiku about your favorite nba team
sonic offense
allen pops a three
rashard gliding the alley
wilcox slammin' hard
((Haiku is a poetic form and a type of poetry from the Japanese culture. Haiku combines form, content, and language in a meaningful, yet compact form. Haiku poets, which you will soon be, write about everyday things. Many themes include nature, feelings, or experiences. Usually they use simple words and grammar. The most common form for Haiku is three short lines. The first line usually contains five (5) syllables, the second line seven (7) syllables, and the third line contains five (5) syllables. Haiku doesn't rhyme. A Haiku must "paint" a mental image in the reader's mind. This is the challenge of Haiku - to put the poem's meaning and imagery in the reader's mind in ONLY 17 syllables over just three (3) lines of poetry!))
adamdaviddoyle
09-19-2006, 08:42 AM
Sixers:
AI on his own
Can Iggy get a shot please?
won't make the playoffs :(
Minnesota Wolves
stuck in neutral for ten years
thanks a lot, Kevin
insidehoops
09-19-2006, 09:58 AM
Just linked to this from the front page. So write some good ones!
The Atlanta Hawks
draft another small forward
one has to pan out
The Boston Celtics
Paul Pierce is a lonely man
he misses Antoine
New Chicago Bulls
Ben Wallace has left Detroit
to shore up the "D"
Cleveland Cavaliers
LeBron, Z and some shooters
doesn't really fit
Dallas Mavericks
retool for another run
under "The General"
The Denver Nuggets
still can't find a shooting guard
Who can help 'Melo?
The Detroit Pistons
everyone's counting them out
ready to surprise
Nelly's Warriors
Troy Murphy playing center
chuck and chuck and chuck!
The Houston Rockets
hornswaggled by Jerry West
Gay and Swift for Shane?!?!?!!
Mediocrity
The Indiana Pacers
not goin' nowhere
The LA Clippers
they have a guy whose name is
Boniface N'Dong
The Memphis Grizzlies
Pau Gasol out for four months
Rudy must step up
The Miami Heat
Dwyane Wade shoots two more free throws
but no-one touched him
The Milwaukee Bucks
"Big Smooth" ain't Charlie's nickname
RESPECT SAM PERKINS
The New Jersey Nets
Kidd, Vince, RJ try again
they need help up front
New Orleans Hornets
overpaid Stojakovic
I hope it pays off
The Knickerbockers
nobody's ever heard of
Renaldo Balkman
kwajo
09-19-2006, 10:16 AM
holy crap, SaKF just splurged all over this thread. It's like he was hiding in the corner, practicing Haiku writing for years waiting for the right moment so that he can rise to the occasion whenever this thread inevitably would come about. Well congrats SaKF, your time has come.
Orlando Magic
Dwight Howard and Milicic
dominate the post
holy crap, SaKF just splurged all over this thread. It's like he was hiding in the corner, practicing Haiku writing for years waiting for the right moment so that he can rise to the occasion whenever this thread inevitably would come about. Well congrats SaKF, your time has come.
the poster kwajo
notices my haiku "skeelz"
like Tim Hardaway
Seventy-Sixers
can't defend a fourth-grader
Webber's knees are shot
The TrailBlazers
led by Joel Przybilla
...and Danny Dickau!
Sacramento Kings
Ron-Ron wants Bonzi in town
that poor, lonely man
San Antonio
some think Duncan's declining
wait until this June
Seattle Sonics
'Shard and Jesus Shuttlesworth
light it up from three
Toronto Raptors
Chris Bosh is a dinosaur
that's why he plays there
Northwest Division
is wide open if Utah
stays injury-free
Washington Wizards
Gilbert Arenas is sad
no team USA :(
That's most of the teams. Off the top of my head, I skipped Charlotte, LA Lakers and Phoenix I think...
kingreese123
09-19-2006, 10:38 AM
Injury Free Year
A newly revamped roster
Championship Time
kingreese123
09-19-2006, 10:41 AM
They dissed number three
They came up short anyway
Kirk and Chris instead?
Milkman
09-19-2006, 10:44 AM
here is my reply
dont know what should be posted
sakf has said it all
kingreese123
09-19-2006, 10:49 AM
MVP again
please tell me it is not so
good but not that good
dejordan
09-19-2006, 12:36 PM
triangle offense
kobe understands it well
but will the lakers?
CB4isJC
09-19-2006, 12:47 PM
Toronto Raptors
At last have a passing point
We miss you Charlie
mariodeathgrip
09-19-2006, 02:59 PM
The LA Lakers
All have heart and Spirit
Players and Fans
Skywalker
09-19-2006, 03:02 PM
The LA Clippers
they have a guy whose name is
Boniface N'Dong
thats the best one, lol
SsKSpurs21
09-19-2006, 03:21 PM
Toronto Raptors
Chris Bosh is a dinosaur
that's why he plays there
:roll: :roll:
RainierBeachPoet
09-19-2006, 03:22 PM
Seattle Sonics
'Shard and Jesus Shuttlesworth
light it up from three
youre in the haiku zone sakf!!:cheers:
RainierBeachPoet
09-19-2006, 03:25 PM
stern's responsible,
the league's image is first class
what is sacrificed?
RainierBeachPoet
09-19-2006, 03:33 PM
the league's popular
thinkin' 'bout seein' a game?
can you afford it?
eboloid
09-19-2006, 03:54 PM
no recent titles
still rebuilding after mike
dre's pretty blue eyes
ben to spark them late
intriguing, but weak inside
and kirk still can't shoot
playing four on five
this offense can't work too well
gross fat men dancing
indenial
09-19-2006, 05:33 PM
Blazers
Team of youth needs a little time
To learn to play and commit crime
BballIQ
09-19-2006, 05:44 PM
Dallas Mavericks
Dirk hitting fadeaway Js
Until the Finals:wtf:
RainierBeachPoet
09-19-2006, 06:20 PM
west's perfect jumper
hawkins gliding through the air
gervin's finger roll
duscrapiron
09-19-2006, 07:05 PM
Look at Jerome James
He had one good playoff run
Hes a hustler
duscrapiron
09-19-2006, 07:10 PM
Minny Timberwolves
Will they suceed with Mike James?
Not a bentley though
RainierBeachPoet
09-19-2006, 07:38 PM
Blazers
Team of youth needs a little time
To learn to play and commit crime
just a little reminder...
((Haiku is a poetic form and a type of poetry from the Japanese culture. Haiku combines form, content, and language in a meaningful, yet compact form. Haiku poets, which you will soon be, write about everyday things. Many themes include nature, feelings, or experiences. Usually they use simple words and grammar. The most common form for Haiku is three short lines. The first line usually contains five (5) syllables, the second line seven (7) syllables, and the third line contains five (5) syllables. Haiku doesn't rhyme. A Haiku must "paint" a mental image in the reader's mind. This is the challenge of Haiku - to put the poem's meaning and imagery in the reader's mind in ONLY 17 syllables over just three (3) lines of poetry!))
neologism
09-19-2006, 08:09 PM
bassy gets away
blake for a canadian
back to dan the ****
neologism
09-19-2006, 08:12 PM
zach and his sex acts
d-miles would rather freestyle
spanish chocolate!
neologism
09-19-2006, 08:22 PM
media field day
D-Ferry, meet Bonzi's spit
dude had it comin
sacramento guard
guess he was just too gangsta
makes artest look sane
parking lot pep talk
discussing corrupt play calls
they sure miss Sheed now
neologism
09-19-2006, 08:23 PM
third pick like jordan
Diabetic communist
needs a damn razor
neologism
09-19-2006, 08:25 PM
Gary Coleman wins!
the dunk was spud-tacular
...after forty tries
neologism
09-19-2006, 08:27 PM
Kobe raped a girl!
what does it take to forget?
wow, eighty-one points
neologism
09-19-2006, 08:29 PM
like a wise man said
Cocaine: one hell of a drug
Shawn Kemp's back baby
G-train
09-19-2006, 08:30 PM
melo smoothe motion
kenyon at odds with rim and coach
Boykins dwarf
neologism
09-19-2006, 08:31 PM
Shaq shoots a free throw
somewhere, baby jesus cries
must have been the sweat
dejordan
09-19-2006, 10:14 PM
chris paul drives the lane
passes to peja for three
hornets still lack d
kingreese123
09-19-2006, 11:00 PM
on basketball court
judge kobe just for his game
he and she know truth
neologism
09-20-2006, 02:22 AM
kobe shoots... denied!
aims for the hole... ooh, rare miss
net? no - the booty!
Targus
09-20-2006, 02:26 AM
ARCO getttin too loud
Bibby Draining 3's
Artest fighting the crowd!
neologism
09-20-2006, 02:28 AM
Lonny Baxter's shot
dead-on. oh well, he'll have fun
with Maurice Clarett
neologism
09-20-2006, 02:33 AM
Jarrett Jack is good
Martell Webster is better
shouldve got Chris Paul
neologism
09-20-2006, 02:35 AM
keep speedy claxton?
or pick up Bobby Jackson
have fun with the hawwwks
neologism
09-20-2006, 02:37 AM
Salim Stoudamire
shoots 3's deeper than Damon
he smokes more weed too
neologism
09-20-2006, 02:43 AM
first they lose artest
then peja, then freddy jones?
what next...? besides games
Jasikevicsius?
does that have five syllables?
does anyone care?
Jermaine O'Neal's punch
knocked that motherf*cker out
Stephen Jackson? weak
neologism
09-20-2006, 02:52 AM
Sheed versus big Ben
whose numbers will improve
not points: million$
how can you say that?
Ben Wallace: Sell-out? he seemed
so nice about it
Sign Toni Kukoc!
after you sign Qyntel Woods!
not Andrew DeClerQ!
neologism
09-20-2006, 02:55 AM
T-Mac's back stiiiill hurts
but they signed Shane Battier:
Team USA's b*tch
neologism
09-20-2006, 03:04 AM
Timberwolves are dead.
His name was Malik Sealy.
why not Andray Blatche?
or Jay Williams, God?
i know it's messed up, but why
mess with those T-wolves..?
Crocodile Hunter!?!?
you too?! just for once why not
Just Killed: Tim Duncan
(sorry ms. duncan and all those lame spur bandwagoners)
neologism
09-20-2006, 03:10 AM
Kobe Bryant: star!
Vanessa Bryant: not raped
at least: we hope not
Shaquille O'Neal: Big
also: not guilty of rape
unlike sooome Lakers
bruinballer
09-20-2006, 03:20 AM
Wooden's legacy
10 NCAA Titles
None for 'SC, though...
neologism
09-20-2006, 03:25 AM
the Knicks are dope, dude
Payroll so high, must have bought
some bridge in brooklyn
Q-Rich, what happened?
was it Brandy? your brother?
lost more than Knicks games
fourteen ninety-eight?
I'm supposed to ball in these?
shouldve bought LeBrons...
wearing cheap-ass shoes,
the kids will make fun of me
- why not twelve dollars?
David Stern is rich
the modern-day slavemaster
sellin his cotton
neologism
09-20-2006, 03:35 AM
Toronto Raptors
play for them - only if you're
a European
Vince wanted to leave
got sick of their damn accents
what's the big deal, eh?
C Villanueva
had no eyebrows. so he's gone
forty seven points!
TJ Ford wont stay
hopefully his spinal cord
does stay. Drink your milk!
Jose Calderon,
just challenged Garbajosa -
bullfight to the death!
neologism
09-20-2006, 03:37 AM
how about those spurs
no seriously, that's it
they're freakin boring
neologism
09-20-2006, 03:53 AM
Steve Nash plays soccer
he plays hockey, plays guitar
basketball at times
but stephon would win
one-on-one every time.
.white conspiracy.
the Canadian
Professor (kid from And1)-
but old and bug-eyed
Mike D'Antoni
USA's best coach somehow
but not Italy's
or Argentina's
and Greece? then why did we lose:
had to be the coach
Melo the ballhog
Lebron the distributor
D-Wade, the free throws
but Chris crappy Bosh?
did Villanueva say no?
much better player
{(also, Toronto had better win percentage with him)}
rifleman
09-20-2006, 07:39 AM
Boston is PP,
Overrated young ballers,
Overpaid white dudes
Danny at draft day
C'mon and pick some good ones
Doh... Kendrick Perkins
Wally Szczerbiak
Pop the 3... clang... play no D
3yr threesix mil
Smoke the cigar Red
The GM did one good thing
Smoke the Blount Minny
Curse of the Celtics
Reggie and Len RIP
Telfair to play point
97 Draft
Gday mate its Ben Pepper
Still waiting to play
GGreen superfreak
Blow right past, dunk on your head
Got missing finger
Allan Ray is not
second coming of Jesus
Danny flunked English
Who will play the point?
Telfair, Delonte, Rondo?
Who cares... they all suck
Danny and Rivers
Role players back in the day
Leaders to nowhere
One more...
Chuck Person, Auburn
white suit goes with...ummm..pink tie
Draft Day fashion king
RainierBeachPoet
09-20-2006, 08:44 AM
Gary Coleman wins!
the dunk was spud-tacular
...after forty tries
:roll: :roll: :roll:
good one neo!
RainierBeachPoet
09-20-2006, 08:49 AM
brand-- l.a. workhorse
kobe, lamar -- still confused
clippers rule the town
mateo31
09-20-2006, 09:07 AM
The Pacers
O'Neal blocks a shot
Foster takes the charge
Carlisle haphazardly grins
mateo31
09-20-2006, 09:09 AM
damnit so I tried :confusedshrug:
RainierBeachPoet
09-20-2006, 09:17 AM
damnit so I tried :confusedshrug:
"A" for content though!!:cheers:
Take Your Lumps
09-20-2006, 09:44 AM
The Detroit Pistons
A championship run cut short
But both teams played hard
RainierBeachPoet
09-20-2006, 12:05 PM
kobe still scorin'
a.i. does it with mad style
go with "the answer"
CB4isJC
09-20-2006, 01:00 PM
Neologism
Is very stupid to think
Marbs is close to Nash
He is very dumb
To diss he, the mighty Chris
ignorance is bliss
But bliss it is not
To have to rely upon
The Knicks to win games
Neologism
I promise you that the Raps
Will outplay the Knicks
neologism
09-20-2006, 04:19 PM
so sorry to diss
"the mighty chris". i miss
when that was webber
and Nash said himself
Stephon will always beat me
(ones). where's Marion?
did the raptors win
with Chris Bosh as their marquee?
Fred Jones plays harder
and the knicks are sick
who wants those picks anyways
thanks, Eddy Curry
Purple uniforms
no more! too bad they still rock
gay dino logos
neologism
09-20-2006, 04:23 PM
Telfair's the future
be glad you don't start Dickau
Blazers stole B-Roy
neologism
09-20-2006, 04:26 PM
Calderon passes
10 assists per 48
and that's with Mike James
neologism
09-20-2006, 04:33 PM
the portland police
quit hounding the blazers
go after Kobe
Qyntel Woods' pit bulls
no I.D. but rookie card
no love from the cops
RainierBeachPoet
09-20-2006, 05:19 PM
webber is creakin'
shaq coasts through the 82
payton still around?
basketballer4
09-20-2006, 05:58 PM
The Miami Heat
are NBA champions.
They'll win it again.
RainierBeachPoet
09-20-2006, 10:11 PM
how about those spurs
no seriously, that's it
they're freakin boring
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
RainierBeachPoet
09-20-2006, 10:13 PM
pistol pete throws dimes
through his legs around his back
he's no globetrotter
RainierBeachPoet
09-20-2006, 10:52 PM
tiny was his name
slick as ai on the court
scored from everywhere
RainierBeachPoet
09-20-2006, 10:58 PM
ironman celtic
john's the ultimate team guy
eight rings says it all
i seen hippos
09-20-2006, 11:01 PM
toronto needs a
Pterodactyl to go with
chris bosh the long neck
dejordan
09-20-2006, 11:03 PM
stockton with the ball
full court bounce pass to malone
utah scores two more
RainierBeachPoet
09-20-2006, 11:42 PM
stockton with the ball
full court bounce pass to malone
utah scores two more
smooth dejrdn:cheers:
RainierBeachPoet
09-21-2006, 08:54 AM
fred brown with huge 'fro
shoots from needle, high arc
bottom of the net
RainierBeachPoet
09-21-2006, 01:44 PM
livingston dimin'
brand bulling through the middle
cory's sweet jumper
RainierBeachPoet
09-21-2006, 05:00 PM
the owner changing
s'sonic transport's boeing's plane
stay in seattle
RainierBeachPoet
09-21-2006, 09:53 PM
magic's no look pass
kareem glides for a skyhook
worthy floats for two
RainierBeachPoet
09-22-2006, 08:49 AM
lakers in playoffs
kobe for 37
team will go fishing
craigthomasb
09-22-2006, 08:52 AM
Toronto raptors
Chris Bosh OH MY GOSH
tj ford running hard
mo pete corner 3
HaNdLe ThE RoCk
09-22-2006, 09:13 AM
New York Knicks
Stephon Marbury With the Cross
Nate Robinson With The Dunk
James Posey whyd you even jump?
RainierBeachPoet
09-22-2006, 01:31 PM
starbury crossing
curry driving hard through all
the playoffs a dream?
final.wrath
09-22-2006, 05:56 PM
goodbye Ben Wallace
now we can play zone defense
and score more baskets
RainierBeachPoet
09-22-2006, 07:53 PM
goodbye Ben Wallace
now we can play zone defense
and score more baskets
hello ben wallace
now we have some strength inside
high expectations
RainierBeachPoet
09-22-2006, 10:45 PM
Shaq shoots a free throw
somewhere, baby jesus cries
must have been the sweat
:cheers:
RainierBeachPoet
09-23-2006, 11:17 AM
the pen is now dry
the paper filled with black ink
is this the last post?
neologism
09-23-2006, 10:17 PM
whose head is bigger?
shane battier's or jermaines?
...they're both so lumpy
neologism
09-23-2006, 10:23 PM
Jason said sorry
but if you were albino
you'd beat your wife too
DaVinci Code monks
look like wesley snipes compared
to Jason Kidd's hue
neologism
09-23-2006, 10:27 PM
ricky davis boards
his own intentional miss
no triple-double?
neologism
09-23-2006, 10:29 PM
the dunk contest needs
one round where each contestant
dunks on Shawn Bradley
neologism
09-23-2006, 10:34 PM
Greg Oden at school:
a pleasure to have in class
psyche! he always skips
neologism
09-23-2006, 10:38 PM
do you like women?
and you like basketball right?
women's sports suck though
RainierBeachPoet
09-24-2006, 07:25 AM
ricky davis boards
his own intentional miss
no triple-double?
:applause: :applause: :applause:
RainierBeachPoet
09-24-2006, 12:28 PM
the dunk contest needs
one round where each contestant
dunks on Shawn Bradley
i would actually pay to see this...:banana:
neologism
09-24-2006, 12:33 PM
Viktor Khryapa,
Thabo Sefolosha and
two brothers named ben
RainierBeachPoet
09-24-2006, 09:05 PM
marbury, crawford
nate, steve all need their p.t.
who will be sitting?
neologism
09-25-2006, 04:15 AM
Lamarcus Aldridge:
best second pick in the draft
since old Sam Bowie
neologism
09-25-2006, 04:17 AM
you'll be sorry that
your team slept on Renaldo
Balkman..yeah someday
neologism
09-25-2006, 04:21 AM
Where's Chris Andersen?
from whom will players buy their
methamphetamines?
neologism
09-25-2006, 04:25 AM
I wonder how much time
Tony Parker spends each day
licking Duncan's balls?
neologism
09-25-2006, 04:28 AM
Tony Parker: come
out of the closet now dude
no more of this act
neologism
09-25-2006, 04:30 AM
JJ Redick chugs
his fifth zima of the night!
then it's time to drive...
neologism
09-25-2006, 04:31 AM
Jameer Nelson is
the new damon stodamire
minus the ganja
RainierBeachPoet
09-25-2006, 08:53 AM
JJ Redick chugs
his fifth zima of the night!
then it's time to drive...
:hammerhead: :cheers: :hammerhead:
J-Smoooth
09-25-2006, 12:09 PM
Bosh Throws Down Uber-Hard
What's with all the Europeans?
Please don't get hurt, Ford...
RainierBeachPoet
09-25-2006, 01:23 PM
Bosh Throws Down Uber-Hard
What's with all the Europeans?
Please don't get hurt, Ford...
nicely done than-ku
RainierBeachPoet
09-25-2006, 02:31 PM
season beginning
all can be optimistic
who will win it all?
tobster20
09-25-2006, 03:38 PM
RAPTORS - ITS OUR TIME
release the anger
defeat, a thing of the past
its our time to shine
neologism
09-25-2006, 07:37 PM
White chocolate lost
the "chocolate", won a ring
did you see his dance?
once he got his ring
he snapped right back, thug life mode
the act was over
neologism
09-25-2006, 07:41 PM
cheryl miller's balls
are bigger than her brother's
reggie's voice still squeaks
neologism
09-25-2006, 07:44 PM
Kevin Garnett rues
the day he decided to
skip out on college
RainierBeachPoet
09-25-2006, 08:21 PM
cheryl miller's balls
are bigger than her brother's
reggie's voice still squeaks
:roll: :roll: :roll:
final.wrath
09-25-2006, 11:59 PM
hello ben wallace
now we have some strength inside
high expectations
why do bulls fans think
they can win with no offense
even with the new rules?
no recent titles
still rebuilding after mike
dre's pretty blue eyes
ben to spark them late
intriguing, but weak inside
and kirk still can't shoot
playing four on five
this offense can't work too well
gross fat men dancing
hateraid
09-26-2006, 04:25 AM
What is a haiku?
Is it a poem that rhymes?
These poems don't rhyme.:confused:
RainierBeachPoet
09-26-2006, 07:11 AM
What is a haiku?
Is it a poem that rhymes?
These poems don't rhyme.:confused:
((Haiku is a poetic form and a type of poetry from the Japanese culture. Haiku combines form, content, and language in a meaningful, yet compact form. Haiku poets, which you will soon be, write about everyday things. Many themes include nature, feelings, or experiences. Usually they use simple words and grammar. The most common form for Haiku is three short lines. The first line usually contains five (5) syllables, the second line seven (7) syllables, and the third line contains five (5) syllables. Haiku doesn't rhyme. A Haiku must "paint" a mental image in the reader's mind. This is the challenge of Haiku - to put the poem's meaning and imagery in the reader's mind in ONLY 17 syllables over just three (3) lines of poetry!))
RainierBeachPoet
09-26-2006, 07:20 AM
lakers versus suns
raja, kobe battling
kobe down again?
RainierBeachPoet
09-26-2006, 11:47 AM
What is a haiku?
Is it a poem that rhymes?
These poems don't rhyme.:confused:
haiku slides in me
paints a picture in my mind
am i a blank slate?
hateraid
09-26-2006, 01:16 PM
What is a haiku?
Is it a poem that rhymes?
These poems don't rhyme.:confused:
sorry rainer. Ironically I was trying to pull a gimmick haiku. My confused question was supposed to be a haiku in itself. Lame attempt I geuss.
RainierBeachPoet
09-27-2006, 08:48 AM
sorry rainer. Ironically I was trying to pull a gimmick haiku. My confused question was supposed to be a haiku in itself. Lame attempt I geuss.
this thread needs some more gimmicks my friend!!:cheers:
how about this one:
still waiting for the first game
will my sonics fall
or be the darkhorse champion?
dejordan
09-27-2006, 01:13 PM
new marbury sneaks
coney island kid gives back
brooklyn young ballin'
SRZ66
09-27-2006, 01:45 PM
the phoenix suns
nash runs a hellafied show
amare's knee will blow
SRZ66
09-27-2006, 01:47 PM
the l.a. lakers
kobe tries to be like mike
mike is much better
SRZ66
09-27-2006, 01:49 PM
the dallas mavericks
whiney fans, whiney owner
you will not win, ever
SRZ66
09-27-2006, 01:52 PM
the spurs are boring
duncan old, overated
ginobili die
SRZ66
09-27-2006, 01:53 PM
the houston rockets
chinaman, tmac, and co
still not very good
SRZ66
09-27-2006, 01:56 PM
new york knickerbocks
zeke is a tard, so is steph
spike lee please go home
SRZ66
09-27-2006, 01:58 PM
minesota wolves
i really like big ticket
who else do they have
SRZ66
09-27-2006, 02:00 PM
fiba world bball
U.S. got their clocks cleaned, bad
team ball > AND 1, noobs
RainierBeachPoet
09-28-2006, 09:11 AM
west and goodrich tough
chamberlain anchors the lane
the best team ever?
SRZ66
09-28-2006, 01:07 PM
this year's mvp
steve nash will beat out king james
enjoy your three-peat:pimp:
aabanilla
09-28-2006, 03:45 PM
the Lakers' Bryant
owns the club by the short ones
Kobe's team... *sigh*
I love the Lakers
hope they get sh!t together
they shame showtime clubs
RainierBeachPoet
09-29-2006, 09:37 AM
this year's mvp
steve nash will beat out king james
enjoy your three-peat:pimp:
:applause: :applause: :applause:
amare is back
nash is smiling to the hoop
stoudamire jams
RainierBeachPoet
09-30-2006, 08:54 AM
the spurs are boring
duncan old, overated
ginobili die
s.a. gells so well
unselfish ball equals wins
i'm falling asleep
RainierBeachPoet
10-01-2006, 09:18 AM
penning a haiku
longing for the season's start
better to watch games
RainierBeachPoet
10-02-2006, 01:36 PM
haiku is now done
the sun must set, fade away
light continues on
new york knickerbocks
zeke is a tard, so is steph
spike lee please go home
This is the best haiku or whatever it's called I've read in this thread.
RainierBeachPoet
10-02-2006, 03:00 PM
This is the best haiku or whatever it's called I've read in this thread.
its good:banana:
i am partial to the one by neologism:
the dunk contest needs
one round where each contestant
dunks on Shawn Bradley
the dunk contest needs
one round where each contestant
dunks on Shawn Bradley
Wow I didn't see this one, it's a good one though.
But unless someone makes a better haiku on the knicks (seriously if you wanna sound funny nowadays you just have to start with the knicks) I'd take that "tard" one as NO.1.
RidonKs
10-02-2006, 03:47 PM
Steph and Isiah
The best of friends forever
Until the season starts
Melturpin
10-02-2006, 04:08 PM
Mavericks screwed by refs
Dwyane Wade 97 foul shots
Half on bogus calls
RainierBeachPoet
07-03-2008, 02:37 PM
clay flashes fake smile
cuts a deal with our mayor
no Seattle hoops
RainierBeachPoet
11-25-2008, 07:34 AM
sonics nothingness,
bloody curse on the "thunder"
'til the day i die
CelticForce1349
11-25-2008, 08:00 AM
Damn The Bulls need help
let me kill Tyrus Thomas
Thank gawd for D Rose.
InspiredLebowski
11-25-2008, 08:07 AM
the Palace malice
Reggie left, the times were dark
a new day soon comes
Phesto
11-25-2008, 11:56 AM
vince carter lays still.
is it another coma?
no, just jumpers' knee.
markymark
11-25-2008, 01:10 PM
Clippers' Chris Kaman
Does not resemble a man
More like a caveman
Horde of Temujin
11-25-2008, 02:52 PM
Hey Mike Dantoni
no support in Phoenix huh
Dolan has money
Horde of Temujin
11-25-2008, 08:17 PM
who is this steve kerr
that drained the oasis overnight
oh what couldve been
hack_a_shaq
11-25-2008, 08:23 PM
Lakers and celtics,
In the finals like old times,
Pierce will fake again.
RainierBeachPoet
01-20-2009, 07:46 AM
we are sad orphans,
watching the NBA play,
sonics in the heart
RainierBeachPoet
01-12-2011, 11:59 PM
this is a bump worthy thread...
VishaltotheG
01-13-2011, 12:24 AM
The Bulls of the New
They are a resilient bunch
beating contenders
ACCBaller1403
01-13-2011, 12:27 AM
Flip knows the sad truth
Nick Young is overrated
Quit smiling, play D
This two thousand six
Thread bumped and the Hawks still have
Too many forwards
Cuban's Dallas Mavs
Sadly won't make the finals
Leaves one sad German
Blake Griffin's mad hops
Even with a broken knee
Gotta be the shoes
AJ2k8
01-13-2011, 12:31 AM
Cavs stop in LA
Cop fifty five point spanking
This made gilbert sad
Jasper
01-13-2011, 12:32 AM
Skiles needs offense
Rotations are a jumble
Hammond eyes deadline
ACCBaller1403
01-13-2011, 12:36 AM
Bron tweets in the night
Dan Gilbert reads next morning
Not L-O-L-ing
Quizno
01-13-2011, 12:38 AM
jackson gets a T
d.j. dribbles atop the key
gerald wallace hurt
ACCBaller1403
01-13-2011, 12:41 AM
Mediocrity
Why do I pay for tickets?
The Wizards suck bad
ACCBaller1403
01-13-2011, 12:44 AM
Poetry is fun
But only when making fun
Of Nicholas Young
no pun intended
01-13-2011, 02:39 AM
Hedo Turkoglu
"What's different tonight?" "Ball"
Refrigerator
dgnr8
01-13-2011, 03:30 AM
putaing ina nyo
mga bobo ba kayo??
mamatay na kayong lahat!!
Russell
01-13-2011, 09:40 AM
Orlando:
Hedo Turkoglu
I hope you never leave us
Without you, we suck
RainierBeachPoet
01-13-2011, 01:51 PM
This two thousand six
Thread bumped and the Hawks still have
Too many forwards
:roll::cheers:
LT Ice Cream
01-13-2011, 02:57 PM
Ginobili draining threes
George Hill finger waggin at Kobe
like n!gga please!
(in reference to the Spurs Lakers game last month)
RainierBeachPoet
01-13-2011, 09:58 PM
the thunder blunder
it breaks my heart to watch them
i miss the sonics
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